The man you're looking for quite simply, does not exist.

[codenamed_meg]

"You know what, babe? No matter how bad life gets, you'll always be able to think 'shit, at least I'm not in high school anymore.'" - Nick Chally

Doing homework is so hard when whatever you start doing you also start to fall asleep. I think I'll update teh LJ instead.

I had the follow-up meeting with THE ALL KNOWING MRS. BROOKS today, and aparently

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[nonamemcgee]

oh em gee, Jeffy!
[blushes].

I'm such a goddamn failure.

[codenamed_meg]

GUESS WHO TOOK YOUR MIX.
None other than Matt Klein.

BUT GUESS WHO TOOK MINE.
None other than Natalie Olshevski.

Jesus Christ.

Re: FUCKING NATALIE.

[codenamed_meg]

I don't think there will be something like Hamp that's easy.
That's why I think I'm opting for this. I don't know. lolz@us in college.

[green_b_disease]

amen to that thing about the homework! lmfao, h8 dat shyt.

ml had to do anger management in school.

it is ridiculous that you have to do so much for something so stupid and little.

FUCKINGH8YAUBER

i think that you would make a good teacha! oh, ms. suva-urwin.

thats a good idea about the delc and then hamp.

[codenamed_meg]

i love me some ml.

[_peer_pressure_]

M. Brooks sounds like a complete retard. I commend you for being so patient with her. She obviously needs someone to help her not be retarded.

[codenamed_meg]

I FUCKING LOVE BEING COMMENDED BY MITCH. MITCH MITCH MITCH.
We went bowling last night, and saw people that looked exactly like Mega and Mini there. In fact, we all thought it was them at first.