*The camera turns on when it is dropped to the floor. By the angle it was in, you could only see a tilted form of a man covered with a blue blanket.*
...Come on America, it's been a week. You can do it. Just open the door and go outside ...
*a creek and light streams out from the outdoors, but SLAM he quickly shuts it again.
A pause.*
........
DAMN IT! WHY IS THERE GHOSTS EVERYWHERE!? I HATE THIS!
*sitting down now, hearing some manly sniffs. Along with quivering form. And we're done.*