Voice ★ Happy Thanksgiving

[codenamehero]

*There is a loud thwack before the voice feed comes on. You can hear America beating up something.* Get down!! Don't you know vegetables are to be eaten!? Go down quietly!!

*Another loud thwack, a breath of relief.*Well, I was going to wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving - but I think I can save that for Christmas. What the hell Somarium, I never

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[skycutting]

... Thanksgiving?

[codenamehero]

It's a day when you give thanks for what you have. It's pretty big holiday at home!

[skycutting]

Sounds nice. We, uh, don't have anything like that where I'm from.

[codenamehero]

Not many do. It's a shame really.

Don't be too bummed about it though! The real holiday is Christmas.

[katona_sziv]

I don't believe any of us had to hunt for food like this ever, America.

[codenamehero]

Well, that's a plus side, I guess? Hope your garden isn't running everywhere Hungary!

[katona_sziv]

Some of them have stayed put, but the majority of them simply uprooted themselves! I've had to fence them in.

[codenamehero]

*whistles* I bet someone's P.O. about that. Well, I'm going have bunch of leftovers, want some Thanksgiving food?

[thatpeskyninja]

They're pretty pesky aren't they? I'm surprise they put up somewhat of a fight.

Also, what's Thanksgiving?

[codenamehero]

Pesky is a nice way of putting it. Well, they'll be no match for a hero like me - *another thwack.*

Oh and Thanksgiving's a holiday! There's a story behind it, but it's a long story.

[thatpeskyninja]

Not sure how much skill it would take to defeat a bunch of vegetables. Though they do move pretty fast for vegetation.

Eh....can you give me the short version of the story?

[She might get bored if it's too long.]

[codenamehero]

Let's see, there were bunch of people who didn't like what was going on their home so they hop on a ship and sailed across the sea to America and built a town. And when most people weren't dying from drinking bad water, they were thankful and celebrated their harvest - thus Thanksgiving is born!

*was that too long?*

[13thkey]

[Thanksgiving? He's heard some people talking about it but still doesn't really know what it is exactly]

What's Thanksgiving anyway?

[codenamehero]

It's a holiday - y'know, like Christmas and New Year's!

Basically it's a day when you're thankful for what you have and eat a big dinner with your family.

[13thkey]

[...Never really heard about New Year's either but a bit confused]

Sounds nice but why have a holiday dedicated to being thankful?

[codenamehero]

Ah, well there is a neat little story behind it. But basically we're celebrating a good harvest.

*hits the squirming carrot to quiet it down.*

[phantomfenton]

Well, at least the Turkey didn't come alive.

[codenamehero]

You can say that again! A headless turkey walking around is the last thing I want to see in Thanksgiving.

[phantomfenton]

Yeah. Or on any other holiday, to be honest.

I wish this would all just stop already.

[codenamehero]

Well, it figures Somarium would do something crazy like this. I wonder what's in store for Christmas?

Maybe Santa will be a bugler!