I need to be trashed.

[codepinkchris]

What the shit?!? Elyse is smashed with Johnny, Pooty is wasted with his frat, all of my friends left in Vancouver are either pussies or out and about...it seems like the whole world is either getting drunk or getting laid. Why can't I be utterly beligerant with them? Or at least have a man at home to satisfy my every womanly need? Oh yeah, I forgot

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[elysemarie02]

i love you!

Sexual pleasure

[anonymous]

My waund can solve any of your womanly needs....Your 7th grade admirer.