Random conversation
Kris says:
what does "flim flam jamba ramba" mean? (note this is hypothetical)
Michael says:
hmm... I would guess something about cheating a mob boss out of his maple syrup
Kris says:
wrong the answer is "flim flam jamba ramba"
at least according to the logic of [client's name] and their answer to our question [where they just restated the question]
Michael says:
I was close
Kris says:
pre-supposing that you were right you had a 23.5% chance of being correct
Kris says:
oh I'm sorry did that not make any sense? I guess [client's name] is rubbing off on me
Michael says:
of course, 86.2% of statistics are made up on the spot
Kris says:
sweet
Michael says:
and the other 42.0% are wrong
Kris says:
100% of non-smokers will die
Kris says:
so smoke up
Michael says:
ah, but 100% of smokers will die
Kris says:
true
Michael says:
so obviously if you start you must never quit
Michael says:
because then you would be both a smoker and a non-smoker
Michael says:
and have a 200% chance of dying
Kris says:
crazy
Michael says:
[client's name] is rubbing off on me too