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May 06, 2006 20:58

That feeling when you're intensely self-aware of a big piece of poop passing over your sphincter, like getting fucked in the ass in reverse? Or when you accidentally catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror with your finger deep in your nose, how close to mentally retarded you look? The feeling that this- this too is life. Angelina Jolie has ( Read more... )

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anonymous May 7 2006, 13:21:07 UTC
You look like Bert from Sesame Street you fucking loser.No wonder you can't get a girl.

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hypovex May 8 2006, 00:23:09 UTC
Haha, and you're a pussy. At least if he had something to say to you, he'd have the balls to say it to your face, you spineless piece of shit.

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codexwyrm May 8 2006, 00:30:35 UTC
heh- I'm sure you can guess who that is.

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hypovex May 8 2006, 01:22:37 UTC
I have no idea. The only people I know you've had issues with in the past would have more spine than to shit-talk anonymously. If you log ip addresses, you should post it.

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janezanaddict May 7 2006, 15:13:35 UTC
Haha on the first line...I thought I was the only one who thought of that :P

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doomsdaysangel May 8 2006, 03:50:47 UTC
OW POOP?~?!!
D:
interesting..

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