Whee! Obama won. That's a good thing. Here's the bad news ( Read more... )

12 years ago, a little known gem known as "Daylight" took America by squall, then immediately departed. It starred Sly Stallone, as a firefighter trapped in a collapsed tunnel, leading a bunch of whiny New Yorkers to safety. While it's still awaiting its BBQWTF to ripen to full cult status, let me be the the first to say that I saw it coming, and ( Read more... )

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I think I've created the world's first Pokemon Card Game drinking game: every time one of your evolved Pokemon gets the smackdown, take a shot bitch! Laura's been taking a lot of shots. I think I've had like two total so far. You have no idea how much fun it is. They should write it into the rules ( Read more... )

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I think it might be time to get the gears of motion in motion. That is, relocation. I'm not really sure where- San Francisco? LA? Maybe NYC? Las Vegas? I feel like I've done all there is to do here in Seattle, know everyone there is to know. I have so many bad memories here- so much anger, sadness, and heartbreak. I need a fresh start. Any ( Read more... )

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If something with some awe is awesome, shouldn't something that's full of it be awefull? Like maybe...

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