after the great jakuran wars, we all decide to go to a taping of gods show (conan o brien) while were there his special guest is a ....................................JAKURBAN OMGZ KRAZI
So the real jacob, who is sitting in the audience becuase he knew jaurbans next move, pulls out his gat ( m-16 ) and starts blasting jakurban in the face only to find that its A STUFFED DUMMY. HE hears a sound behind him....
he turns and alex says "i burped oh shit man im sorry" jacob smacks him and turns the watch the enjoyable program. alex continues to shove pop corn down his throat laughing repeating the phrase "oh shit" because he sees something no one else sees yet.....
He keeps shoving the popcorn down his throat when suddelny he slips a knife out from the bottom of the popcorn box shoves a handfull down his throat and screams OOOOH I'M SO FUCKING HALARIOUS, I ROCK HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH and than he swallows the food and goes AH DELICIOUS WHAT A TREAT TIME FOR SOME MORE. he grabs the knife and swings it at jacob who out of instinct breaks alex's arm in half. Alex begins screaming YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME IM TO BAD ASS. I'LL SICK ANNNA ON YOU. alex snaps on anna dressed in chains walks out of the room she walks up to alex and goes what bitch. alex says HE BROKE MY FUCKING ARM KILL HIM. anna the devils incarnite says FUCK OFF YOUR SUCH A PANSY. she than continues to stab alex in the forehead. alex turns to her as a tear rolls down her cheak and goes BUT I LOVE YOU anna just laughs and mutters "fuckin tool" she begins chasing jacob but Jacob had already planned for this. He instantly pulled out a piece of bad literature and threw it at her face. she than opened the book began reading and yelled WHAT
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after the great jakuran wars, we all decide to go to a taping of gods show (conan o brien) while were there his special guest is a ....................................JAKURBAN OMGZ KRAZI
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