So my Adobe registration is broken and I have to call them to fix it because they're JEERRKKSSSS. Hence the lack of comix for like forever. =(
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Cody
2. Cordelia
3.
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. bobtheinfinite
2. cordelia
3. codys
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. nose
2. eyes
3. there is INK IN MY SKIN FOREVER
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. teeth
2. head shape
3. toes are all bendy
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. German
2. Polish
3. Irish?
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. large holes
2. bugs
3. flamboyant gay people
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. d20
2. lighter
3. flashlight
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. blue jeans
2. one sock, left foot
3. glasses
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Emmy Rossum Awesome
2. Colbie Callait
3. Against Me!
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS: (at the moment)
1. Pretty Women - Sweeney Todd soundtrack
2. Still Alive - Jonathan Coulton
3. Dope Nose - Weezer
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Trust
2. Communication
3. Affection
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. when I found out that heath ledger died the first thing that came to mind was "if I hurry I can be the first in my flist to mention this on lj"
2. I pretend to be oblivious when people flirt with me to avoid the terror of a relationship
3. I go to Hollywood Video in clothes that look like the uniform to the untrained eye when I'm off the clock so I can be rude to people when they see how I'm dressed and assume I work there
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. CLEAN HAIR (void of hairspray/gel/other shit that makes hair feel the way I imagine Hitler's inner thoughts would feel if they had a texture, I'm looking at you tati)
2. modest clothing
3. distinct lack of tramp stamps and azn character tattoos ("It means love!" "then get LOVE on your shoulder in the language spoken by the majority of your social circles, you attention whore")
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. car-aoke
2. making/running dungeons in D&D
3. trolling 4chan
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. sleeeeeeeeeeeep
2. get the Adobe issue sorted out
3. shake the hand of whoever decided that aesthetics was a high priority in the selection process for apple store clerks
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. author
2. private detective
3. hobby store owner by day, serial killer by night
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Vermont
2. Canada
3. England
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Dexter
2. Emily
3. Panda
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. be published
2. go to NYC
3. get a corgi
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. puppies make me squeal
2. I wear Uggs
3. and crocs
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I have a penis
2. I chuckled when I typed that
3. I date straight women