Stitch and Bitch Minutes: February 11, 2009
Stitch and Bitch Minutes
February 12, 2009
1. 1000 Strand Knitting
2. Duetsche Schnellstrickmeisterschaft
3. German Knitting Championship 2007
4. Why do we do Stitch and Bitch Minutes (mocking senate)
5. Barbie and Ken
a. Barbie Lesbians
b. 1 million barbies to 1 Ken
c. Naked Ken doll and oral fixations
6. Hot British Lit Teacher-Silver fox
7. Crazy Teachers
a. “Don’t stop coming to conference”
8. Breaking Things
a. Madeline is psychokinetic
b. Alexis breaks glass in hand while drunk
9. Making love to desks
10. Blogs and Photoshop
11. There’s a Hot Librarian that researches
a. It is a girl whose a sexy librarian type
12. The L Word
a. Not Legitimate
b. People inexplicably hot (LIKE ON GREY’S ANATOMY
13. Sandra Oh wear’s fringy jacket and ride motorcycle
14. Alexis has never been on a motorcycle, may have worn a fringy jacket
a. I put no thought into what I wear
b. Baxter is offended
15. What the fuck are riding pants?
16. Meg and her sexy stuff
17. Science at Sarah Lawrence
18. Bed space
a. Alexis says “fuck off when you wake her up”
b. Biting Meg
19. How do you bite somebody?
20. Computer almost dies…saved by new plug
21. The one with the pineapple
22. Jesse makes potholders and tie
23. Can Baxter kill someone with a stainless steel waterbottle
a. No because Alexis wants to keep it
24. Alexis thinks this list makes her look like a crazy person and wants redhots
25. OMG! That cookie is fucking huge!!!
a. And its squishy in the middle
b. They’re on steroids!
26. Where the hell is everyone?
a. I spent lots of time writing a draft for an e-mail and then I never sent it
27. Ravelry account
28. Exploding Soda
a. Wait Alexis has napkins
29. People in love with objects
a. Now she lives in Berlin with her 17 cats
30. Alexis likes cats but Alexis does not love cats
31. Sickness
a. Getting the flu
32. High school attendance is stupid
a. They kept coming after me!
b. We had surgeries it was legitimate
33. I had to figure out how to convince my school nurse I didn’t have an eating disorder
34. Dr. Dixon
35. Thirteen will outlive them all on House
a. She won’t die because she’s not dating Wilson!
36. Forman’s pube beard
37. Cameron has Chase’s testicles
38. Cuddy has all the balls in that hospital
a. That’s why she has a big office
b. Who has a beday in their office
c. Cos House put it there “not in addition to, instead of”
39. French teacher singing national anthem
a. This is why I needed remedial French speech for a few weeks
b. I did not go to France because I did not want to be in France with said French teacher
40. Crazy things happen in New Jersey
a. Kids named Hitler, Hinler, Aryan Nation
41. Who here has been following the octuplects story?
a. Who transplanted six embryos into this woman?
b. She’s not working?
c. If you have octuplets you have to be physically fit
d. Now she’s collecting donations for the octuplets
e. She already had six children
42. Big pregnant ladies
a. Baby kicking looks like alien
43. Alien is really just a metaphor for pregnancy
a. Kind of like date rape
b. Then you get pregnant and it kills you, it happens all the time, just not quite like that
c. It’s awful
d. My favorite part is when it goes “WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” just like in a straight line.
44. I have conference with permeable space tomorrow
a. My conference work, about that what are you expecting from me again
b. I don’t have conference work this semester….
c. Alex throws ball of yarn at Maddie
45. You need a Mac, Lauren
a. Macs are much more chill
b. You’re computer made a terrorist alert because it wasn’t plugged in, what happens if it dies? Is it gonna explode?
46. That’s the gayest shirt I’ve ever seen
a . That’s my cousin, and it’s a girl
February 12, 2009
1. 1000 Strand Knitting
2. Duetsche Schnellstrickmeisterschaft
3. German Knitting Championship 2007
4. Why do we do Stitch and Bitch Minutes (mocking senate)
5. Barbie and Ken
a. Barbie Lesbians
b. 1 million barbies to 1 Ken
c. Naked Ken doll and oral fixations
6. Hot British Lit Teacher-Silver fox
7. Crazy Teachers
a. “Don’t stop coming to conference”
8. Breaking Things
a. Madeline is psychokinetic
b. Alexis breaks glass in hand while drunk
9. Making love to desks
10. Blogs and Photoshop
11. There’s a Hot Librarian that researches
a. It is a girl whose a sexy librarian type
12. The L Word
a. Not Legitimate
b. People inexplicably hot (LIKE ON GREY’S ANATOMY
13. Sandra Oh wear’s fringy jacket and ride motorcycle
14. Alexis has never been on a motorcycle, may have worn a fringy jacket
a. I put no thought into what I wear
b. Baxter is offended
15. What the fuck are riding pants?
16. Meg and her sexy stuff
17. Science at Sarah Lawrence
18. Bed space
a. Alexis says “fuck off when you wake her up”
b. Biting Meg
19. How do you bite somebody?
20. Computer almost dies…saved by new plug
21. The one with the pineapple
22. Jesse makes potholders and tie
23. Can Baxter kill someone with a stainless steel waterbottle
a. No because Alexis wants to keep it
24. Alexis thinks this list makes her look like a crazy person and wants redhots
25. OMG! That cookie is fucking huge!!!
a. And its squishy in the middle
b. They’re on steroids!
26. Where the hell is everyone?
a. I spent lots of time writing a draft for an e-mail and then I never sent it
27. Ravelry account
28. Exploding Soda
a. Wait Alexis has napkins
29. People in love with objects
a. Now she lives in Berlin with her 17 cats
30. Alexis likes cats but Alexis does not love cats
31. Sickness
a. Getting the flu
32. High school attendance is stupid
a. They kept coming after me!
b. We had surgeries it was legitimate
33. I had to figure out how to convince my school nurse I didn’t have an eating disorder
34. Dr. Dixon
35. Thirteen will outlive them all on House
a. She won’t die because she’s not dating Wilson!
36. Forman’s pube beard
37. Cameron has Chase’s testicles
38. Cuddy has all the balls in that hospital
a. That’s why she has a big office
b. Who has a beday in their office
c. Cos House put it there “not in addition to, instead of”
39. French teacher singing national anthem
a. This is why I needed remedial French speech for a few weeks
b. I did not go to France because I did not want to be in France with said French teacher
40. Crazy things happen in New Jersey
a. Kids named Hitler, Hinler, Aryan Nation
41. Who here has been following the octuplects story?
a. Who transplanted six embryos into this woman?
b. She’s not working?
c. If you have octuplets you have to be physically fit
d. Now she’s collecting donations for the octuplets
e. She already had six children
42. Big pregnant ladies
a. Baby kicking looks like alien
43. Alien is really just a metaphor for pregnancy
a. Kind of like date rape
b. Then you get pregnant and it kills you, it happens all the time, just not quite like that
c. It’s awful
d. My favorite part is when it goes “WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” just like in a straight line.
44. I have conference with permeable space tomorrow
a. My conference work, about that what are you expecting from me again
b. I don’t have conference work this semester….
c. Alex throws ball of yarn at Maddie
45. You need a Mac, Lauren
a. Macs are much more chill
b. You’re computer made a terrorist alert because it wasn’t plugged in, what happens if it dies? Is it gonna explode?
46. That’s the gayest shirt I’ve ever seen
a . That’s my cousin, and it’s a girl