...canon update, he's finally updated all the way through

[coffeeadachinao]

So he's loose, huh? Well this is a public service announcement:

Don't trust Tohru Adachi. He's a bastard, one that. Shit, I can't even put it down. He's just a bastard, that's all you need to know.

Comments

[fillmydarksoul]

Good job, Sherlock. You're just eight months too late to make that great announcement.

[coffeeadachinao]

I made it anyways.

[fillmydarksoul]

You get a prize just for participating.

[coffeeadachinao]

He almost killed my daughter!

[kicktothestars]

... You're a little late, Dojima-san.

[coffeeadachinao]

...I know that, Satonaka.

[kicktothestars]

He's been on the loose since before you got here--he killed someone on the community right after I joined... He can world hop, too.

[coffeeadachinao]

That isn't right. That isn't right. I'll get him.

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[touchofgenius]

[Here's Birkin. Slow-clapping at you.] And the last horse finally crosses the finish line. Congrats. I'll tell him to watch his ass around you. Don't need my pretty little helper getting arrested again~

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[coffeeadachinao]

Arrested? That's too good for him.

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[touchofgenius]

Killing the murderer to teach him a lesson. It'd almost be poetic if it weren't so pathetic.

[promiseunbroken]

Oh no, God forbid there's someone bad out there somewhere.

Let me guess, you're a cop?

[coffeeadachinao]

This isn't the time for sarcasm.

[promiseunbroken]

My point still stands.

[follow_the_fool]

Uncle...

[coffeeadachinao]

...What.