You are just another thing that I have yet to fathom.
I made a child cry with the amazing powers of my FACE. Seriously. He looked at me and cried. I made my MUM cry, but then she retaliated with 'I HAVE HAD BAD DAYS EVER SINCE YOU WERE BORN' so I think we're even? Possibly. I then managed to get her to nearly swerve into a car by making my finger puppet (it's a turtle. i love it.) tickle her. And I couldn't eat because it was too hot and I felt like throwing up, I was completely incompetent at various junctures and I have two days left and I haven't spoken to Person-I-Have-A-Crush-On. Also, I am pretty sure I passed out at one point. I don't remember. I remember heat.
but er.. I am incapable of emo-ing for more than fifteen minutes? I am all smiley again thanks to the amazingness that is fandom stupidity and Will Smith. No, seriously. so, here:
have delicious wank!
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1175040.html