♚ You Don't Know Him That Well
You Don't Know Him That Well
pairing: Nicole/Key
genre: fluff, romance
rating: pg-13
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In her life time, Jung Nicole has never met a man whom was as gay or as annoying as Kim Kibum was.
There weren’t many words that you could dig up from the dictionary to describe Kim Kibum. He was….unique, different, not normal? She was amused and agitated at the same time by his ability of mimicking every girl group’s dance moves possible or how his weird sense of fashion terrified her.
“You don’t even know him that well, unni”
The younger girl chuckled loudly, obviously amused at how her unni was acting (bickering) at the moment. Okay, fine, she might not know Kim Kibum that well (she hasn’t met him yet, still) but come on, really? It’s not like there’s no television in their dorm and with internet coming into the play, news spread faster than diseases. In most articles about him, it would either be about his group’s songs, music videos, performances, television shows or it would be about him trying to beat JoKwon in ‘Ssan-ti’. You see what she meant? How come her group worked harder, practiced more, promoted a lot more heavily but he stills get more love, his fan base was still bigger, to sums it up he stills beat her in anything possible.
“You’re going to have to meet him sooner or later, you know? On music shows, back stage and what if they win an award and we’re there?
You will need to bow and congratulate him with a big, big smile”
She knew that Gyuri unni was just trying to scare her (judging by her tone) but Nicole couldn’t seem to say goodbye to that thought. The very next day they found out that their comeback date was going to be on the same week that SHINee was going to be promoting. They have the same schedule for three full days, three effing days. So she tried not to burn down the kitchen while baking her manager a cake, her mission on nagging her manager to move the comeback date was already starting since the moment her brain process in the news. Does nightmare really comes true? She sure hoped it doesn’t, this was scarier than Jinwoo’s version of the butt dance.
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“Please, please, don’t tell me you like him”
She pleaded hopefully to Jessica Jung when they bumped into each other at the café near Gangnam. All Jessica did was laughed hysterically before seating herself down on the chair next to hers. Nicole couldn’t quite understand what was so funny about what she just said (it was purely serious business). It’s not very often you get to see her friend, dancing on the stage with big pink fluffy dress, singing “you can undress me anywhere” while flirting with Kim Kibum. Yes, yes, she knows….disgusting right?
“I don’t but do you?”
She knew she should have taken Jesssica Jung to the mental hospital a long time ago.
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Jung Nicole took a deep, deep breath, put on her “I’m so happy to meet you that I can die” kind of smile before entering the waiting room to greet the fashion’s terrorist (if you’re not smart to know, it’s Kim Kibum) and his so called brothers. Hara immediately run up to MinHo and before any could stop them from doing the sinful act, they started throwing cheesy lines at each other leaving everyone groaning in annoyance. They were already flirting so much and it hasn’t even been a month yet, she swore that she could throw up right then, right there. Soon all her members slowly got over the sugar coated and started spreading out all around the waiting room and started making small chit chat with all the other guys except…..him.
“Hi, I’m Kim Kibum”
Did he really think that little smile of his will work on her? Tch..have he even seen her eye smile? It could rival Tiffany’s (actually it beat Tiffany’s according to some Japanese magazine). Even though she was cursing him in her mind as much as possible she still gave him a smile that could break her jaw and said “Hi, I’m Jung Nicole…it’s nice to meet you” when she obviously wasn’t even close to feeling nice meeting this guy.
“Nice to meet you too, Nicole-shii”
So the little awkward (awkward was an understatement) conversation went on and on until she felt the need to download ‘fake call’ on her iphone. Just looking at him gave her the creep and what’s with the hairdo, half of his hair is completely gone. She could see all her members snickering at her while she just gave all of them all her death glare. On the bright side of all this, now there are proves that she has actually talk to Kim Kibum to know that he was an annoying, overrated idiot and this fact (conversation) right here, may help open her member’s eyes (except maybe Hara just because she has been blinded by love…for now that is).
An hour later, Nicole and her members has managed to convince (dragged) Hara away from MinHo (even though this took quite the energy). Finally she won’t have to pretend that she was interested in his story about Onew and his love for chickens (pathetic, there’s absolutely no need to tell me), she cheered silently to herself before bidding them all good bye.
All the members started moving out of the room slowly and just when she was about to follow……
“Oh, I nearly forgot to tell you this Nicole-shii......nice butt, you've got there”
She turned around, just to see Kim KiBum smirking evilly sexily before SeugYeon pulled her out of the room. Almost immediately, when they got to their change room, she quietly approached Jessica with her poker face on before whispering those shameful words to her best friend.
“Give me Key’s number, will you?
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A/N: This is dedicated to my close friend that I adore so much, kissuxrabu (Hermy). She writes really good Nicole/Key and Hara/MinHo one shots, so go check it out and leave her a comment, telling her how fabulous she is haha :)