Just Throwing This Out Here....

[coffeenbiscotti]

Question: If a girl calls Campus Security at midnight to have them kill a spider in her room, is it wrong to secretly judge her?

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[emocezi]

Unless it's one of the giant mutant spiders from Eight Legged Freaks.

Fuck no. Judge away.

[coffeenbiscotti]

Can do. I told the girl that all she needed was a big boot to kill it. She didn't believe me. :/

[coffeenbiscotti]

What's even worse is that Security actually came. It makes me wonder how many trivial calls they get every week (and may explain why they take forever to respond).