~*02 - Moving In*~

[cofrostbritches]

I don't understand why I'm supposed to update this confounded electronic journal thing BUT THAT GIANT HAND SUGGESTED I DO SO, SO HERE WE ARE.

I've moved into my new dorm. It's right next door to NELL. WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE. What a pleasant surprise! How nice to have the leaders of the Orange Star and Blue Moon armies bunking next to each

Comments

[snarksterpilot]

You're kinda creepy and loud, old man. 8

[cofrostbritches]

And you're an insolent WHELP who doesn't know how to SPEAK TO HIS ELDERS.

PLEASURE TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE.

[snarksterpilot]

Pfft, WHAT. I'm not a whelp! And I don't need to be nice just because you've just wrinkles under your eyes or something either.

You too, Mister Long-tooth-whats-your-name. 8| The name's Nester. Nester the Great. REMEMBER THAT! *totally trying to look intimidating but failing*

[cofrostbritches]

Were I your legal guardian I'd recommend BOOT CAMP to squelch down this REBELLIOUS, ANARCHIST STREAK you seem to have.

SADLY THAT HAPPY POWER DOES NOT REST IN MY HANDS.

I'll kindly be sending a letter to whoever does on your behalf.

[cofrostbritches]

What class needs FUNK to be taught?

[cofrostbritches]

If I have ever felt funk in my life, I'm sure I managed to get over it and take a bath.

No, I cannot feel the funk.

[loudflowerpower]

What kind of person doesn't like rainbows?!

... No offense.

[cofrostbritches]

Rather obviously, ME.

I dislike the rain more than I do my second ex-wife. Rainbows always show up with rain. I associate rainbows with rain. Ergo, I dislike rainbows.

[loudflowerpower]

But rainbows are colorful and bright and they make people happy and stuff!

Don't you like the colors, at least?

[cofrostbritches]

I'm partial to blue.

[burnoutthesky]

HO-OH-OH-OH!
And I thought that overstuffed silver chicken was the only one who disliked my rainbows. I am happy to say that those oh so depressing colours are my fault.

[cofrostbritches]

Aren't you the new art teacher?

Creative minds should be TRAMPED DOWN. Seditious thoughts only come out of soldiers who can think for themselves. The 0.1% of them who have good enough abilities should be trained in MILITARY LOGIC and STRATEGY, not encouraged to draw FANCIFUL NUDES.

I see. Any random blizzards we may or may not experience in the height of summer will be me.