Broadcast on all communicators -- your war update!

[cofrostbritches]

[The sound is very clear, as Olaf is broadcasting from wherever central command is]

Attention faculty and staff of Suma Bura Gakuen. This is War General Commanding Officer [there is a slight pause]. . . War Triumvirate Commanding Officer Olaf, here to give you an update and an inspirational message

Comments

[monotreme_101]

*SHHHFF* For the record, I liked the second half of the speech best!

To the last drop of blood in your veins and the last breath in your chest, if something is worth defending, it's worth defending to the last. And it's not just the school - after this they'll move on if we let them. *KZZZT* But we're not gonna.

*BBZTFFFRRRRWEEEOOOWWWWEEEE*nyone know how to kill a giant pterodactyl?

[bananasinmyears]

Try clipping its wings!

[monotreme_101]

Hah, if only I had scissors large enough to do tha...

...wait a second.

*Chainsaw noises*

BRB!

*click*

[cofrostbritches]

You're a good soldier. We need more like you.

[oso_tigre]

*PFFFFFFThahaha* N-nicely put, Annual Gift Man! *snerk*

[cofrostbritches]

WHO IS ANNUAL GIFT MAN?

[icequeen_aran]

*facepalmfacepalmFACEPALM*

[cofrostbritches]

>:[

[swordofkings]

That was... very inspirational.

[cofrostbritches]

THANK YOU.

[snarksterpilot]

FREAKO! D8

[cofrostbritches]

INSUBORDINATE MONSTER.

[snarksterpilot]

GIANT SCARY BEARD MAN.