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Dec 20, 2009 23:26

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cognitagonist December 28 2009, 21:01:36 UTC

[TOO BAD IT'S LOCKED, it is a very odd lock, however. In the center is a dial and if you turn the dial it will rotate different pieces of metal to make a picture. At the moment the picture is an ugly blob, and beneath the lock is written:]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My heart has always
Belonged to you!

protagonistar December 28 2009, 21:07:55 UTC

[KICKS THE DOOR ANGRILY A FEW TIMES, taking a frantic look behind her, before addressing the poem.]

Dietrich! You bastard!

[... and with that, begins to fiddle with the dials. This is the angriest attempt at puzzle solving you have ever seen :x]

cognitagonist December 28 2009, 21:13:26 UTC

[do you know what shape you're forming :)]

protagonistar December 28 2009, 21:18:00 UTC

--what is this even meant to be? God, if this is some kind of test of my patience, don't you think I'm tested enough day to day? This is just ridiculous!

[I WILL TWIST UNTIL THINGS LOOK LIKE THEY COULD BE A PICTURE]

cognitagonist December 28 2009, 21:18:45 UTC

[ it looks like you're forming a heart :') ]

protagonistar December 28 2009, 21:20:21 UTC

[FORMS A FUCKING HEART DIETRICH I HATE YOU SO MUCH

... at the heart being formed, proceeds to kick the door in. ANNOYED NUNS DO NOT STOP FOR DOOR HANDLES]

cognitagonist December 28 2009, 21:21:29 UTC

[. . .door opens :)]

noarmyatmyback December 28 2009, 21:53:28 UTC

*has stepped out of the way :')*

...thank you, Sister Esther. Are you unhurt?

protagonistar December 28 2009, 21:59:33 UTC

[A ZOMBIE JOAN RIVERS ATE MY SKIRT AND MAYBE A LITTLE OF MY LEG :| AND MY DRESS IS COVERED IN ZOMBIE SPLAT. :|]

--thank goodness! I'm fine. We have to get out of here. This is one of Dietrich's traps.

noarmyatmyback December 28 2009, 22:03:47 UTC

*that's not really 'unhurt' but--okay, heading out of there. HAS MEMORIZED THE STUPID MAP.*

He spoke. I know. Let's go.

protagonistar December 28 2009, 22:05:11 UTC

The monster that attacked me might still be nearby. I'm not sure if it followed me.

[keeping a tight grip on her gun just in case]

noarmyatmyback December 28 2009, 22:07:55 UTC

Apologies--I was unable to find a weapon, though I have a key. We'll have to go back and turn left at the fork; there should be an exit there.

Along with another monster, unfortunately.

protagonistar December 28 2009, 22:10:39 UTC

You don't need a weapon. I'm sure I can look after us. I have enough shotgun shells, and I'm definitely not going to be killed by one of Dietrich's toys. And you're not either.

noarmyatmyback December 28 2009, 22:13:06 UTC

Mm, I have confidence in your abilities, Sister. We will make it out of here.

*LET'S HURRYING BACK ALONG THE HALLWAAAY*

protagonistar December 28 2009, 22:16:36 UTC

[hurry hurry hurry!]

The monster was weird. Deformed, as if Dietrich's been ... experimenting.

noarmyatmyback December 28 2009, 22:25:25 UTC

*HANG A LEFT AT THE CORNERRRR balls there was an unhappy face in front of that door wasn't there*

He left...things in the walls. Remnants, souvenirs.

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