I'm sick of your dreadful, speckled mug!

[cognitiveleague]

Okay, need to say this before I get in the car with him for four hours and say it to him, which would be a pretty mean-spirited act of filial impiety:

The thing I won't miss about being home is the fact that my Dad is...

-A morning person.
-A loud morning person

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[zekitty]

Can we switch parents units plzkthx? My father is falling off the deep end and my mother is disgustingly superficial. I'm most definitely a morning person and would enjoy a father who serenades me at 7am over a cup of hot chai.