Nomen made me do it
NOMEN SAID DO IT
so I said okay :c
Name twelve of your favorite Hetalia Axis Powers characters in any order.
1. Sweden
2. Canada
3. England
4. Italy
5. Romano
6. America
7. Spain
8. Germany
9. Austria
10. Prussia
11. Finland
12. Denmark
1. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
Sweden/Denmark? YOU KNOW... I adore that in slash, but there's a reason Sve left... so... as hot as it would be... someone would die and not sweden
2. If 6 and 3 were to have an affair, who would top?
..... Ah gad, America and England... uhm... I personally kinda see them... switching around in that respect... so both?
3. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?
Prussia and Canada, eh? Crack XD
4. Is 4 het or slash better?
I dun ship Italy/anyone... so neither XD
I suppose het though... since he can flirt with the pretty ladies XD
5. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?
Romano and Finland? No .-.
6. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9!
I doubt America is scared of Spain. I mean, even when he COULD have been (colony) England was there to mutilate Spain if he tried shit, soooo... And anyway, 7 is BEFORE 8 and 9. Someone can't count >:l
7. If 8 were to cosplay, what would they be?
.... probably something BDSM related that involves whips and handcuffs :c
8. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?
Sweden would need to be fucking SMASHED... and I do mean smashed. Idk about Denmark though, he may just do it for the lulz :c
9. Would 3 make a good couple with 6, or a better couple with 2?
Sooo... America/England... or Canada/England. THE CHOICE IS OBVIOUS. USUK. Idk if I need to explain this but anyway. Whilst England probably does care for Canada I doubt very much that it's in such a respect... and the UST between England and America is pretty much canon as hell (thank you France <3) sooo :I
10. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
America would be too busy trying to sink Spain's boat to get 'distracted' soooo BD
11. Pick a Disney film to represent 2 and 10.
QFT ME WITH THIS PAIRING. Anyway, Enchanted. Prussia would be the shallow prince, and Canada would be the princess who only seems shallow on the surface. They try to make it work, but it JUST WON'T FLOAT and Canada gets the right idea and finds someone else who's not more interested in looking at himself in the mirror all the time 8C
12. If 3 and 11 are doing S&M, who's the sadist?
Between Finland and England? Urk.... England I suppose.
13. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.
Spain/Denmark? Bed Intruder Song. There's no other way that pairing would work XD
14. Is there any evidence for 4/2?
Italy/Canada? No
15. How hot would 7/3 be?
Spain/England? MICKY IS GOING TO SHOOT ME BD I do like this in a slash kind of pirate way.... so hot... very hot... ILUMICKY;-;
16. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
... Idk if he'd work out what's going on. I mean, Canada/Germany hurts MY head, so for a dense so and so like Spain? Yeah, he'd probably stand and derp face BC
17. What's 1's secret kink?
Sweden....? Fuck... I should know since I played him... uhm... UHM... Finland idk 8C
18. How about 6?
A kink for America? Probably food buuuut -asks Ani-
Well she does't know so I'm gonna say edible body paint... I mean, he likes food... so like... food in a kinky way? I dare say this would be his calling :c
19. Or perhaps 10?
Prussia? I dare say he's 'too awesome' for kinks.
20. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?
England/Sweden/Romano = "What is this fuckery" :l
21. How about 2/4/6?
Canada/America/Italy= "Incest with a side of pasta" >:l;
22. Or even 7/8/9?
Spain/Germany/Austria = "How to be a cockblock" because that's what one of them would end up being
23. So, 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out and cheats with 7, who is in turn cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.
Translation: Sweden is banging America but really wants his brother, Canada. Meri finds out and is HEARTBROKEN so breaks up with Sweden to chase after his long lost love, England. England however is totally shagging Finland right now... But Finland is cheating on England with Prussia since he couldn't resist the awesome. However, Finland is also with Germany because under all that moe he's really a pimp. Germany finds out and takes it like a man... right into Spain's arms. Spain however HAD been seeing his dear Ita-chan, but alas found him too cute to handle. At this time Sweden is now after Canada who just ended his intimately long term relationship with Romano. Canada, devastate by this loss, decides that Austria is obviously the best reboud guy. This is no doubt down to his soothing cake. Sweden fives up his life long obsession and ends up in the arms of a strapping Denmark who tries to get the Kalmar union going in a WHOLE new light. Whilst this is going on America has successfully wooed England and they're now perfectly happy together.
Conclusion: Finland's a player who bangs anything alive. Spain can't be trusted... England gets his heart broken a lot but finally ends up with a pain in the arse yankee?
PERSONALLY... that sounds rather fine in my books c:
24. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in cowboys, desperados and such.
Spain/America.... hm... "Save a horse, toss a hispanic overboard' BD?
25. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?
Germany and Sweden? I'D CRY. I like my Finland/Sweden ;-;
26. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?
Canada/Austria.... Holyshit... uhm... crap... Tbh Canada. Whilst he's quiet he does have an aggressive side. If he can make America cry he can top Austria >:l
27. What if it was 3 and 9?
England and Austria? England, no doubt. I don't know why people have such an odd uke fetish with England because... he's really not. I kinda just don't see Austria being able to get him to 'bend over' so to say XD
28. 4 and 9?
Italy/Austria. Probably Austria, but idk really.
29. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?
Nomen XD
I think she kinda... ships anything and everything <3
30. Or 2 het?
No .-.
31. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.
Romano and Austria? No >:c
32. Write a possible summary for a fanfic involving 2/9/7.
Canada/Austria/Spain - Canada gets mistaken for France by the other members of the BFT and all kinds of shenanigans occur.
IDK .-.
33. Quick, 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?
England And Spain. England would probably be something pirate-ish like Cap'n Sparrow just so he could torment Spain... who would probably be flailing on his back as Mister Turtle from DBZ.
34. Have you ever seen fanart of 11 and 12?
Finland and Denmark? UHHHM... depends what TYPE. In a lewd way? No. In a none IMMA BANG YOU way? yes
35. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
England.... Certainly him D: Sweden would be pissed at the SweDen too... and Lovi's just kinda angry as a whole soooo
so I said okay :c
Name twelve of your favorite Hetalia Axis Powers characters in any order.
1. Sweden
2. Canada
3. England
4. Italy
5. Romano
6. America
7. Spain
8. Germany
9. Austria
10. Prussia
11. Finland
12. Denmark
1. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
Sweden/Denmark? YOU KNOW... I adore that in slash, but there's a reason Sve left... so... as hot as it would be... someone would die and not sweden
2. If 6 and 3 were to have an affair, who would top?
..... Ah gad, America and England... uhm... I personally kinda see them... switching around in that respect... so both?
3. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?
Prussia and Canada, eh? Crack XD
4. Is 4 het or slash better?
I dun ship Italy/anyone... so neither XD
I suppose het though... since he can flirt with the pretty ladies XD
5. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?
Romano and Finland? No .-.
6. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9!
I doubt America is scared of Spain. I mean, even when he COULD have been (colony) England was there to mutilate Spain if he tried shit, soooo... And anyway, 7 is BEFORE 8 and 9. Someone can't count >:l
7. If 8 were to cosplay, what would they be?
.... probably something BDSM related that involves whips and handcuffs :c
8. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?
Sweden would need to be fucking SMASHED... and I do mean smashed. Idk about Denmark though, he may just do it for the lulz :c
9. Would 3 make a good couple with 6, or a better couple with 2?
Sooo... America/England... or Canada/England. THE CHOICE IS OBVIOUS. USUK. Idk if I need to explain this but anyway. Whilst England probably does care for Canada I doubt very much that it's in such a respect... and the UST between England and America is pretty much canon as hell (thank you France <3) sooo :I
10. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?
America would be too busy trying to sink Spain's boat to get 'distracted' soooo BD
11. Pick a Disney film to represent 2 and 10.
QFT ME WITH THIS PAIRING. Anyway, Enchanted. Prussia would be the shallow prince, and Canada would be the princess who only seems shallow on the surface. They try to make it work, but it JUST WON'T FLOAT and Canada gets the right idea and finds someone else who's not more interested in looking at himself in the mirror all the time 8C
12. If 3 and 11 are doing S&M, who's the sadist?
Between Finland and England? Urk.... England I suppose.
13. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.
Spain/Denmark? Bed Intruder Song. There's no other way that pairing would work XD
14. Is there any evidence for 4/2?
Italy/Canada? No
15. How hot would 7/3 be?
Spain/England? MICKY IS GOING TO SHOOT ME BD I do like this in a slash kind of pirate way.... so hot... very hot... ILUMICKY;-;
16. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, "interesting" activities, what would their reaction be?
... Idk if he'd work out what's going on. I mean, Canada/Germany hurts MY head, so for a dense so and so like Spain? Yeah, he'd probably stand and derp face BC
17. What's 1's secret kink?
Sweden....? Fuck... I should know since I played him... uhm... UHM... Finland idk 8C
18. How about 6?
A kink for America? Probably food buuuut -asks Ani-
Well she does't know so I'm gonna say edible body paint... I mean, he likes food... so like... food in a kinky way? I dare say this would be his calling :c
19. Or perhaps 10?
Prussia? I dare say he's 'too awesome' for kinks.
20. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?
England/Sweden/Romano = "What is this fuckery" :l
21. How about 2/4/6?
Canada/America/Italy= "Incest with a side of pasta" >:l;
22. Or even 7/8/9?
Spain/Germany/Austria = "How to be a cockblock" because that's what one of them would end up being
23. So, 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who's with 11. 11 is with 10, however, who's cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out and cheats with 7, who is in turn cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who's now after 9. 1 gives up on this and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.
Translation: Sweden is banging America but really wants his brother, Canada. Meri finds out and is HEARTBROKEN so breaks up with Sweden to chase after his long lost love, England. England however is totally shagging Finland right now... But Finland is cheating on England with Prussia since he couldn't resist the awesome. However, Finland is also with Germany because under all that moe he's really a pimp. Germany finds out and takes it like a man... right into Spain's arms. Spain however HAD been seeing his dear Ita-chan, but alas found him too cute to handle. At this time Sweden is now after Canada who just ended his intimately long term relationship with Romano. Canada, devastate by this loss, decides that Austria is obviously the best reboud guy. This is no doubt down to his soothing cake. Sweden fives up his life long obsession and ends up in the arms of a strapping Denmark who tries to get the Kalmar union going in a WHOLE new light. Whilst this is going on America has successfully wooed England and they're now perfectly happy together.
Conclusion: Finland's a player who bangs anything alive. Spain can't be trusted... England gets his heart broken a lot but finally ends up with a pain in the arse yankee?
PERSONALLY... that sounds rather fine in my books c:
24. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in cowboys, desperados and such.
Spain/America.... hm... "Save a horse, toss a hispanic overboard' BD?
25. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?
Germany and Sweden? I'D CRY. I like my Finland/Sweden ;-;
26. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?
Canada/Austria.... Holyshit... uhm... crap... Tbh Canada. Whilst he's quiet he does have an aggressive side. If he can make America cry he can top Austria >:l
27. What if it was 3 and 9?
England and Austria? England, no doubt. I don't know why people have such an odd uke fetish with England because... he's really not. I kinda just don't see Austria being able to get him to 'bend over' so to say XD
28. 4 and 9?
Italy/Austria. Probably Austria, but idk really.
29. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?
Nomen XD
I think she kinda... ships anything and everything <3
30. Or 2 het?
No .-.
31. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.
Romano and Austria? No >:c
32. Write a possible summary for a fanfic involving 2/9/7.
Canada/Austria/Spain - Canada gets mistaken for France by the other members of the BFT and all kinds of shenanigans occur.
IDK .-.
33. Quick, 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?
England And Spain. England would probably be something pirate-ish like Cap'n Sparrow just so he could torment Spain... who would probably be flailing on his back as Mister Turtle from DBZ.
34. Have you ever seen fanart of 11 and 12?
Finland and Denmark? UHHHM... depends what TYPE. In a lewd way? No. In a none IMMA BANG YOU way? yes
35. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
England.... Certainly him D: Sweden would be pissed at the SweDen too... and Lovi's just kinda angry as a whole soooo