My moms computer is a SEX MACHINE. Blonde Amateur Anal chubby stuffing butt sex anybody?

 Sooo. Jess is on "break" with her boyfriend, so she calls me and asks me who she should go on a date with. It turns out to be the lesser of two evils. Dave Puvell? C'mon now. That's not even right. TYLER DUNNIGAN? No. That just deserves a hand. Jeezow.

I told her not Tyler because he is funny looking, and not Dave because he is a scumbag that ( Read more... )

 So what's done is done. I broke up with her. She thought it was a good idea.

Mutuality (?) is awesome.

So am I.

So now I have a riddle.

I am chic, sexy, and funny. What am I?

Fat? A little.

Bored? As always.

Single? Mos Def.

<3PhillyG.

Wow. I definitely just walked in on my dad and his "friend" from fishing... naked in bed. At least its a chick. If it was a guy it would be weirder.

I went to a show tonight. BabyBear is so amazing. I feel -pussy- for seeing their first show. Haha. Emily is totally right, pussy is a good adjective.

I am eating a cheese stick, and it has riddles.
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My armpits dont itch anymore! Yay for non-itchy
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I had a knot in my hair this morning.

Hardcore knot.

Wouldn't comb out.

I took scissors to cut it....

and missed.

I miss my friends.

I have a badass new hat, its gangster like whoa. I just need a sweet bandana to make it even MORE gangster. Dollar Store Time.

No offense, but have you ever looked at the guys who run LJ? I mean c'mon, some of em look pretty damn nerdy. They always bring a smile to my face. Anybody wanna go bowling? I have 20 free games.

I wake up. I take off my hat. I brush my hair. I eat eggs and possibly turkey bacon. I brush my teeth. I go to school. I eat my diet-a-fied salad. I go home. I eat dinner. It sounds so simple. But I seem to not be able to follow my diet. I need motivation. Oh well. Somebody motivate me. Oh well. My dad's car broke down today. I missed half a day of ( Read more... )

I am back. Sorry for the LiveJournal fasting period. I guess it is time to remember how I did this. Okay. New things. I get good grades now. Renea doesn't hate me anymore. In fact we are rather good friends. Since I stopped on LJ, it seems I stopped calling Emily as well. That ends now. I got to talk to her tonight, and I am enlightened to hear ( Read more... )