I keep a close watch on this twat of mine ( Read more... )

"I can't wait to have a bed that I can tie things to... like you..."
-Cait

I'm a generally unfuckwitted, liberal, tight as fuck, relatively well adjusted human being!
What are you?
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So... when they say "tight as fuck", they mean..... what?

::makes some weekend plans::
I like it when things go well.
It makes the not-so-good things get a little better.
::nods::

Well.
I brought this upon myself.
Shouldn't have listened to it before bed.
But I did.

And now I bring the terror onto you.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone.php

My throat hurts alot :(
::worries::

Other than that:
A clean bill of health

Come on, sing if you know the words.
Damn that's an ugly-
Sing fuckers!

::grins::

Oh shit.
I'm gonna be late.
Dentist, ya know?

I'll edit later.

To Gay Marriage ( Read more... )