coitustrek
Jul 14, 2010 05:01
- 13:02 My ex has a microwave for a TV. I feel like I'm in a mansion in Haiti. yfrog.com/1xr6xj #
- 14:12 @ RalstonFlash God would probably be a bad Senator. #
- 14:13 I've had more coffee on this trip than I've had in my entire life. #
- 14:28 With great responsibility comes great headaches. #
- 15:30 Prediction: Cell co's will stop charging for voice and
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coitustrek
Jul 13, 2010 05:01
- 11:45 I'm going to Oak Street Beach later today. Chicago in the Summer.... What a place. #
- 11:56 It was neccessary to destroy the environment in order to save it. #
- 13:52 @ Snubs pretty sure one is a mic and one is a speaker. There would be no point in stereo sound so close and pointing down. #
- 14:23 I'm at Oak Street Beach (Oak St., at Lake Shore
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coitustrek
Jul 12, 2010 05:01
- 10:45 @ richburroughs hey, at least you have a pager. Do you reply by fax? #
- 16:17 Are Dodge Challengers popular in Florida? Do they blow up? #
- 16:49 Next up: Official etiquette about stealing possessions from friends on Warcraft who commit suicide. #
- 16:50 A Warcraft style game for that uses the iPhone for input and the iPad/appletv/iMac as display
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coitustrek
Jul 11, 2010 05:01
- 08:44 I have made a deal with myself. I will not buy a 52" tv until I donate a sum equal to its purchase price to Planned Parenthood. #
- 09:14 I just got the TSA app. Much easier to use than their website. And informative: yfrog.com/05ehicj #
- 09:19 Just when I feel totally useless, a Nigerian prince asks ME to help HIM. And it looks like I'll make
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coitustrek
Jul 10, 2010 05:01
- 13:01 Think about it. Canal=C-Anal. Amsterdam is a big fat pun. #
- 13:18 @ peeweeherman @alyssa_milano You guys should bring the 80's into the 90's and make a celebrity sex tape directed by Tim & Eric. #
- 13:19 There is no try. There is only try too hard. #sextipsfromyoda #
- 13:23 Rumor: Amsterdam was secretly designed as a huge sex zoo, where neuvo
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coitustrek
Jul 09, 2010 05:01
- 08:54 @ DahmersToes Shhhh. My plane leaves at 5. #
- 09:01 New post on GoodBadIdeas.com: Vintage Motorcycles by @TMEPOL bit.ly/d2ZDsi #
- 09:19 "Nipples are the boobs' "like" buttons." via -> @GaryJBusey #
- 12:55 I'm at McDonald's (2401-2451 Windmill Ln, Eastern, Las Vegas). 4sq.com/cC3S6O #
- 13:41 I'm watching this show on Nat Geo about the Audi R8
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coitustrek
Jul 08, 2010 05:01
- 10:53 @ mriveraphoto She seems very talented in terms of her butt though. #
- 11:19 MEH.com: The place for desperate singles to stop being picky and start getting serious about settling. #
- 11:43 I asked this priest if he had any sexual fantasies. He said "nun." #
- 11:51 @ stits It is dangerous to form expectations about my behaviour. But yeah. I should
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coitustrek
Jul 07, 2010 05:01
- 09:35 @ Matthew_Terhune yes. #
- 09:36 @ BaunFire you can get $150-$200 on eBay for it. #
- 09:40 @ VictoriaLeMeow congrats! #
- 09:41 The desire to urinate -> “@jack: Why do you wake every morning? What drives you?” #
- 09:58 Now is the Summer of our contentment. #
coitustrek
Jul 06, 2010 05:01
- 10:42 @ johncabell an optimist is rarely pleasantly surprised. #
- 10:44 As cool as $5 drinks are at Deja Vu with the locals card, $0 drinks at Crazy Horse III are even better. #
- 10:55 Rumor: the new iPhone has more processor power and RAM for music storage than Optimus Prime. #
- 11:48 Loving it -> "Paris Is Burning (Cut Copy Remix)" by Ladyhawke (
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coitustrek
Jul 05, 2010 05:01
- 09:45 Would it be bad to show up to the fireworks show dressed as King George III? #
- 10:47 I think this mechanic is ripping me off. He says my Alternator fluid needs to be changed. AGAIN. #
- 10:56 Listening to music with the iphone speaker reminds me of old transistor radio sound quality. It is appropriate at times. #
- 10:58 BBQ at PWC 5-8. bit.ly/
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