coitustrek
Jun 24, 2010 05:02
- 12:05 It's weird how there's no smog check places directly next to the DMV. #
- 12:53 Trying to get the Pontiac registered today. (@ Smog Busters) 4sq.com/aXyN58 #
- 14:28 I'm glad I'm not into stupid girls. Intelligence is sexy. #
- 15:02 Now serving G974. Fuuuuuuuuuck. yfrog.com/mudx0j #
- 15:11 Homeless people should just hang out at the DMV. Free ac,
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coitustrek
Jun 23, 2010 05:01
- 08:54 8 hours later, my iPhone is getting close to being updated to iOS4. #
- 09:03 Thanks! RT @zoogirltoo: i made this for @curtiswalker twitpic.com/1z058v #
- 10:00 Cheeseburger?! I barely know her! #
- 11:25 Nikon needs to build an Infrared trigger into the camera, rather than using the popup flash to command remote lights. #
- 11:58 Yes please!!! ->
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coitustrek
Jun 22, 2010 05:02
- 08:46 I dreamt I had a baby osprey living under my bed in the woods. A snow leopard came to eat it, but I beat it up. Afterwards, it spoke English #
- 08:52 If God made us in his image, does He also shit? If not, we are imperfect creations. If so, where does God shit? #
- 09:04 @ Baileyjay88 I think you're backwards. #
- 09:05 @ LeilaHazlett Plinko in the
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coitustrek
Jun 21, 2010 05:02
- 10:30 @ TheeSylvia I've seen one in my life. #
- 10:35 The trick to stealing anything is to take a really long time with it. The only time I ever got caught shoplifting as a kid was when I rushed #
- 10:36 Stealing hearts is the same way. Tale your time with it and they won't even remember it belonged to them in the first place. #
- 11:26 It is expected
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coitustrek
Jun 20, 2010 05:01
- 10:10 @ offthestrip it is situational depending on who is involved. It never hurts though. Sometimes, it can help dodge disaster. #
- 12:03 This is what patina looks like -> RT @Jalopnik: Looking For a '65 Impala With Some History? bit.ly/bfF57T #
- 12:04 @ SaDiECrAzYbABe What if I'm judging you as awesome? #
- 12:05 You know how women complain about
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coitustrek
Jun 19, 2010 05:01
- 09:48 @ everydayimpulse that is the definition of morning wood. #
- 09:51 My bullshit detector only goes to 11. #
- 10:42 I think I'm going to start working on a series of Children's books based on Peaches songs. #
- 11:13 Here's a shot of @MissEmilyClaire helplessly tied up on @misscrash sofa (NSFW): flic.kr/p/8bnbCg #
- 11:56 Playing with the kiddo. (@
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coitustrek
Jun 17, 2010 05:01
- 11:10 WOW! RT @killahmcgillah: why do i get the feeling that @curtiswalker would be totally into this x-ray vision calendar? is.gd/cRHbW #
- 11:19 @ Baileyjay88 I always look good. I'm a Chameleon :) #
- 11:34 I didn't manage to order my iPhone yesterday due to various reasons. Now, preorders aren't shipping until July 14?! #
- 11:54 Giger fetish Na'avi?
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coitustrek
Jun 16, 2010 05:01
- 10:03 It's like a Daft Punk motorcycle: bit.ly/c2EFze #
- 10:11 YES! A typewriter dock for the iPad. I love it. bit.ly/dCFDBC #
- 11:45 I guess I'm not ordering an iPhone 4 today. Stupid ATT. #
- 12:23 Sylvia and Kasara (NSFW): flic.kr/p/8aGfmm @MissKasara @TheeSylvia #
- 13:20 Seriously, why is it so hard to buy a fucking iPhone? #
coitustrek
Jun 15, 2010 05:02
- 09:18 “@ LVMPD: See a car stripped into an empty shell in under 10 minutes. Join us on June 15 at NOON at Town Square.” #
- 10:58 Lapin dans un abre avec @rocketisrad (NSFW) - flic.kr/p/8ajWmc #
- 11:00 I had a really bad neck ache. Took some codeine. Now I'm all lit up and tingly. Neck still hurts, but I care less. #
- 11:01 Today is flag day. I'm temped
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