I really enjoy cold water after a breath mint. Dunno why.

[cokeandsympathy]

I need help.
Recently my family's been determining the best way to give my now 15(ish) year old cousin THE TALKThe following was my contribution

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[hawthornehg]

As I recall it, my parents gave me the ambiguous, "Your mother and I would like to talk to you," line. The one that makes you think what you could have possibly done wrong that you didn't cover up well enough.

Then they gave me a book and sent me back to my room and said I could ask questions afterward.

No, I'm not kidding.

Badass

[catswithwheels]

Did they give you The Guide to Getting It On?

Because I actually think that might be a valid option for Ryan.

Re: Badass

[hawthornehg]

Yeah, something like that. I recall it being a very creepy book with watercolor illustrations and clinical language about sex. I read it and thought, "Yeah, that's kinda what I gathered." More confirming things than any revelation. I think I was 13.

And we never spoke of the book again.

[anonymous]

Always happy to share son!
Daddy-o

[tea_grrl]

I have a variation on the shadow puppets theme. I like to use food items. Everyone knows how sensual food is right? You can act out the mechanics with a banana and a donut and then make him eat them after the act. Educational, nutritious and yummy all in one. Bonus!

cut

[worshipthesnake]

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2008/8/14weiss.html

nae bad

Life according to WEEDS

[lovipug]

What Would Uncle Andy Do?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZBlYf0jfAc

or... I second the suggestion: MORE ROBOTS