All that he wants is to see someone he respects without their clothes

[cold_in_florida]

My next girlfriend needs to have three things: She needs to be smart, thin, and her vagine (as Borat would say) needs to not smell like vomit and cabbage, but more like butterscotch. It would almost not matter what she looked like as long as she had those three factors! I will not settle for what I can get anymore! I would rather be by myself than

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[i_fold_it]

make money

[ruby0red]

I'm considering making my own list. Thin, competent, and dick must smell of freshly baked cookies.
Hail Satan

[cold_in_florida]

I have all three of those things! I wake up every morning and rub freshly baked cookies all over my tender areas. It drives the girls wild.