My mom just told me that my bedroom smells like hot sex.

I know something you don't know!

Wanna know?

Hangovers suck. Having headaches suck. Eyes hurting suck. Body hurting sucks. Being tired sucks. Not being able to breathe sucks. Stairs suck. How come when people are sober, there's never any stairs? Never. As soon as your drunk they appear infront of you and taunt you. I hate stairs. Fuckin escalators are what we need. Stairs that do the effort ( Read more... )

I stole this from Mireille cause she's hot, and so am I. So I can do these things =p

Have you ever...
Bought everyone in the pub a drink.
Swam with wild dolphins.
Climbed a mountain.
Taken a Ferrari for a test drive.
Been inside the Great Pyramid.
Held a tarantula.
Taken a candlelit bath with someone.
Hugged a tree..
Done a striptease.Bungee ( Read more... )

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This is what happens when you give spoiled little suburban white kids technology....

I'M POOPING AND TYPING THIS AT THE SAME TIME!

I love technology.

This is what happens when I havn't left the house all day....

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Created by belittled and taken 176 times on bzoink!
Beavis and.....the other mexican at our school.Run.... RunbitchDo you have a......condom?My name is.....JasonI am.....sexy.My favorite band is.....Ian Van DahlCan I ....... YouHump..... a treeUnder?..... LullibiesDeadly ( Read more... )

HOLY SHIT KIDS. Only 12 Hours and 12 Minutes before it's a totally new year. That means that we are no longer going to be in this year. Damn, it's crazy. It's like gunna be a hole fuckin new year. No shit!

WAH!

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Created by glitterxvomit and taken 71 times on bzoink!
Fill in the blankI am notdeadI hurtthereI lovepornI hatemy orthodontistI fearsnowmenI hopemy car makes it through the winterI hearmy computerI craveGrilled CheeseI regret______ ___ ____ ___.I crywhen people dieI careabout thingsI alwayspeeI long tosleepI feel aloneneverI listen ( Read more... )

Ah Damnit I hate school. Well I hate it until Monday. After Monday I wont mind. Monday is when all of this make up work that I have to do is done, and it really sucks, but as soon as I'm all caught up I guess I wont be as stressed out from it all. I gotta ready half of this damn book by Monday, and then right like a 6 page shit on it. Damn it sucks ( Read more... )