GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW. I CAN'T STAND ONE MORE SECOND OF ALL OF THIS STUPID BULLSHIT THAT'S CONSTANTLY BEING THROWN AT ME. GET ME OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW.

So I played hooky today and right before school started, I called Magda to ask if she wanted to come over and play hooky, too. She calls me back and is like, "Can Beau come?" So I think, 'Well, they're just going to fuck in my house, but whatever, they have money and I have none and we need weed so I'll let it happen.' So they come over and the ( Read more... )

Subject explains just about everything... oh wait, I mean nothing.

"Aw fuck!..... affection." Magda (on the phone, right now)
HAHAHAHA

"There are so many girl codes!" Magda
"Like what?" Me
"I dunno!" Magda
"Yeah, you're right, definetely so many of them." Me

"You're just The Duhhh that lives inside my phone" Me

Little bunny Becky, hopping through the hallways, scooping up the Magdas and PUNCHING THEM IN THE FACE.

I just hada giggling fit. I was procrastinating on my OVERDUE Zoology project and I called Magda to bullshit around so I wouldn't have to do my project, and I started talking and then I got the giggles. They're still here, I'm still cracking up. By myself. Alone in my room. Hehehehehehehehehe. So I told Magda about how I liked her answering machine ( Read more... )

Nothing cool is happening. I'm working, going to school, getting really good grades surprisingly, going to the CITY (I guess that's exciting,) and... uhhh... I dunno, dicking around town ( Read more... )

Discontent has a weasel with a tear on my mood thing. I'm just pointing out how humourous a crying weasel is ( Read more... )

What the crap is with everybody lately ( Read more... )

I am in love with every last one of you.

My mind is bright. I'm very DANDY right now.

Kanye West, mmmmmmmm.

Love from,
Your #1 gal

A wise camp counselor once told me, "Procrastination it like masturbation. It's all fun and games until you realize you're just fucking yourself ( Read more... )