"Ants on MY back?!!"

[coldhardalex]

So, first day of school. Very strange and I felt rather apathetic towards everything but Drama class and my embarrassing mistake. Dozed a bit in math class. Francais bored the pants off me. I was sitting there in a coma and then I look down and my pants are off! That class will be hellish. Adair and I went to Dairy Queen for a little pick-me-up

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[megadair]

So I think we should have intercourse, thoughts?

a conversation I just overheard

[anonymous]

Colin: Yeah, I just went up to my room but there wasn't going to be any sleeping, there's all kinds of junk and noisy kids in the common room, and it smells bad.

Sarah: I don't know what "junk" means, but I'm not really looking for an operating definition.

Colin: Well, there's like, a half-eaten Hillshire Farms sausage...

Re: a conversation I just overheard

[anonymous]

-Your sister