at your wedding i'd be the only person not in a tux or something nice, at the open bar with a cigarette hanging out of my mouth and screaming at the top of my lungs that you should be marrying phil collins, not insertboynamehere.
you know oddly enough i can see that happening. but youll have to start drinking by then bc drunken friends and family raise the most hell at wedddings. youd walk me down the isle in girl pants and chuck taylors. hahahaha. lauren would be intoxicated and hitting on the best man or making out w/ the priest. and shed proly catch the bouquet. but intoxicated either way. gayvid will be my flower girl. and karina would be crying the whole time.
were gonna be a real fucking hoot when were old. i promise.
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and should i ever get married i wonder who would give me away. lol. def not you. bc you hand me over to geriatric bastards w/o hestitation.
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were gonna be a real fucking hoot when were old. i promise.
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