Chris Goes On A Date; A Comedy In Two Parts

[coldjwplay]

It is a truth universally acknowledged that I am a really, really crap dater. Tonight, however, was perhaps my greatest achievement to date. I can only do justice to the events in two distinct sections

Comments

[aster13]

Aww huns!

That does not sound like the experience you were hoping for. Have some sympathy and a jam sandwich (I would offer a cup of tea, but jam sandwiches seem to be your choice!)

[coldjwplay]

I didn't even have any bread in to make myself a jam sandwich. Disaster!

[aster13]

Oh noes!

[sebastiality]

Hugs. That sucks. You're not the worst dater in the world.

The worst date I had was a with a guy who went on about the merits of bull fighting for about 15 minutes. I didn't tell him I was vegetarian.