You Never Know
Tuesday was the family dinner to celebrate my birthday with my fam & Brian's fam. We went to the Olive Garden and had way too many laughs. After that, Aaron, Cristin, Brian and I went back to my house for cake & played "Would You Rather?".. the board game my sister got me. It was hilarious, if you ever want a good laugh, come over and play it with me. =p
Wednesday was a half day. It was also my birthday! I got plenty of hugs and felt very loved. After school, Celia and I went downtown to get our money exchanged. Then, we went to Target and shopped for tons of stuff for the trip. We had an awesome time. We ended up parting for a few minutes to shower & get ready, then we were off to Ruby Tuesdays to meet everyone for my birthday dinner. It ended up being Brian, Adam, Anna, Lindsay, Kristie, Nick, Jonah, Meghan, Celia and me of course. Thank you all for coming, I had an awesome time! After that, Celia, Adam, Brian and I went back to Brian's to use the hot tub. We had too many laughs.. "WHOS LEG IS THAT?!" haha Love you guys!
Thursday was a long day.. Had a presentation about drunk driving.. Kristie and I were both a mess. Love you, K-dizz, thanks for keeping me company! After that I worked 3-5, went home and packed, then saw Brian for a bit.
Friday finally came. I woke at 4:45 to shower & get ready, picked up Celia at 5:50, grabbed some Dunkin Donuts and off we were. The bus ride was awesome as always, but I missed K-dizz saying "TOLL BOOTH" when we got to the toll booth. The stop at McDonalds was fun.. we played in the play place and all bruised our knees. We heard a honk and thought it was our buss leaving.. Frankie went down the slide head first and stopped, so we had a slight pile up. But we didnt miss the bus! But, Dicky left his pants there. hahaha
Took some pictures on the way. The trip was the same as last year.. but it was WAY too cold. The tour was boring, but Alex spiced it up by saying.. "Samuel L Jackson lives over there.. and thats where I fought a battle!" hahaha "Oh, look! A smoking cauldron.. lets touch it! OW!" haha hmm.. We went back to the hotel, then we were off for the mall. I went shopping with Frankie for a while.. after we went on the roller coaster once. Dinner.. I was with Frankie, Mike, Joe (?) the other Mike, etc. The Deering kids were high and attacking me. Haha Then THANKFULLY I found Alex, Celia and Travis! Trav, Celia and I bought flip flops... they're matching, almost! haha I still had 2 more times on the roller coaster on my ticket thing, so Alex went with me! "AH ITS DARK!.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.. OW" hahaha "Lets trade sides, you can squish me this time!" Then I bought a cow.. and we left the mall shortly after. Dicky was really nice and gave me a piggy back all the way to the bus from the mall. =] Thanks!
After the mall we went to Krispy Kreme.. I made Alex try the donut. Turns out he likes donuts after all. On the bus we laughed the entire ride back to the hotel, naming every thing we could to bring with us to our night of "P's." It started with poker, pizza and porn...then the list grew to a billion things. At the hotel we decided to have a party in the guys room, so.. we did! It didn’t last too long. But Alex put the trash bag on as a shirt and…. It was just funny! T-bo made Celia, Hanna and me go back to our room shortly after cause it was too late. We passed out, we were too tired to think anymore haha.
Saturday morning we got up for breakfast in the hotel. It was alright… “Is that a potato?” “I think I’ll just have some… fruit.” Okay, so I didn’t care for the breakfast. After breakfast we left… We went to the coppersmiths, and the woodcarvers, and of course the little bread house on the way to the woodcarvers. I bought some of that maple .. stuff. YUM! After all that was dinner at the waterfall. The food was alright, we weren’t sure about the desert. Haha… Zev sat with us and did crazy things that we all had to try. After lunch, I got left with Kirril and Joe in the gift shop. Joe asked me to marry him, I said no. Then I got stuck going to the waterfall with him. Ah, save me. Please. The falls were pretty though, of course.
After all this we went back to the hotel to get ready for shopping in the old city again. Shopping? Again? Fuck that! Haha Alex, Celia, Travis, Dicky and I decided to stay at the hotel. We told T-bo we were tired and going to nap. He was giving me his cell phone number incase anything happened then he realized he didn’t know it. Mrs. Jackson stayed in her room, so… we stayed in the guy’s room up the hallway. Hahaha. We all got comfy on the beds and chatted for a while. Trav & Dicky fell asleep.. or tried to, but Alex, Celia and I were on the other side of the room telling jokes and cracking up. "I WISH I COULD DANCE!" Then someone threw a phonebook at me. Haha “WHOS HAND IS THAT!?” We decided that when Frankie came back from shopping he was going to show off his new clothes. Well, time flew by and Frankie came in and said “Guys, look at the shirt I bought….. But I don’t love it anymore.”
So… Next was time for dinner. We all showered & got ready fast and off we were. Haha Frankie entertained us by singing to some songs on my Mp3 player. My food was nasty. I ordered “Lasagna” but it had meat in it-no cheese. EWWWWW. So, I didn’t eat. Then we walked to the boat for the cruise. HOLY SHIT IT WAS COLD OUT. Then I got a really bad tummy ache. Alex was nice enough to take care of me while everyone else was dancing and having a great time/Zev was showing off his magic tricks & making us look like losers. Haha I was freezing & in pain for the entire dance-didn’t get to dance at all. =[ But thanks, Alex, for taking care of me!
The bus ride back to the hotel was nice. It was quiet and WARM. When we got back to the hotel, I had a nice, deep chat with Trav. (Thanks buddy!) I think we tried to stay in the guys room for a while but T-bo decided it was bed time and made us ladies go to our room. Did lots of thinking, stayed up way too late that night.
Sunday morning we had the hotel breakfast again. I just had fruit. We packed & got our bags checked then started heading out. Haha Anybody remember when I dropped my bag and fell over it? That was priceless! Alex was nice & carried my bag for me! =] We got on the bus & headed for the Old City. More shopping. It was raining so that added an element of fun. We went in & out of a bunch of shops, but then headed back to the bus for the ride home. Alex & I got comfy & I couldn’t stay awake. Haha “Are you awake?” ::no response:: “Okay. Just checking.” At McDonalds I’m pretty sure I wasn’t awake yet. Alex dragged me off the bus, I nearly fell asleep standing, I fell asleep leaning on people… it was crazy. Finally we got back on the bus and we got to sleep some more! Then.. we got back to Portland. =[ I didn’t want to come home, I didn’t want the trip to be over. But it was.
I owe a big thanks to everybody who went on the trip for making it so great. I love you all so much! <3 <3 <3 <3
So, now it is only right for me to steal Celia's Quebec quotes. =]
"The p's of life, party, poker, porn and pizza"
"POOOP!"
"I'm going to go all hulk hogan on this plastic bag shirt!"
"its good to be black"
Dicky in a nurses outfit
"HOP ON THE DICKY TRAINNN!"
"Z-UNIT!"
"Happy Easter! here's 10 bucks!"
"woof woof bitches!"
"oh! I got up alright!"
"Dicky! put some pants on!"
"I got something to make your game mother fuckin tizight.... Rocket Pads!"
"Hi! We're from Ontario! Which one of you is Scott? We like the name Scott!"
Dicky:"My name is Scott.. wanna makeout?"
"I wish I could dance!"
FFU Frankie For Us
"Robbie snorts when he sees your weiner!"
"I've been shaking polaroid pictures since I was 8!"
"How come all these manaquins are nipping?"
Pat:"I'm not a donut"
"Poisioning the Pigeons in the Park"
"SAVE A HORSE! RIDE A COWBOOYYYYY"
*Frankie sings Maroon 5*
"how does this turn? *breaks sundial*"
"Holy Shit!" ~Dicky in a church
"Wanna makeout?"
"Weren't you wondering why your butt hurt this morning?"
*ice machine explodes*
"This is going to look So weird"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!"
bow and arrow hanger
"They don't speak ENGLISH!"
"FUCK YOU!"
Pressed Ham "that'd be so funny if there was a mark on your window from that"
"Can we walk around the walls?"
"no, i just said that"
"oh shit"
"I got to defend that wall"
"I killed some guy RIGHT THERE"
"Why are there glass bottles in the vending machine??"
"I NEED 15 CENTS!"
"Don't take fucking pictures"
"You'll try to dance with some girls and they'll be like NO we want Frankie!"
"I slept with Sarah's prom date"
"I slept with 3 diffrent people this whole trip!"
"if you look to your left, thats Samuel L. Jackson's house"
"1...2..3... GO!"
" How do they get the camels to pee on it?"
"they lift up the camels on a lift and they pee on it"
"Who's finger is that?"
"You mean this one?" *brushes up against my face*
Riding the cannons"I bet i can fit my head in that cannon"
"Lets call a meeting!"
"Uh! Mr. Thibault! I left my pants at Mcdonalds!"
"PANTS PARTY!"
The Leaky window
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?"
"Give the bitch a shovel!"
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"NO!"
"Well I'm gonna tell it anyways"
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Shut the fuck up!"
"Shut the fuck up who?"
"no celia, thats the end."
"What do you call a bull pleasuring itself?"
"Beef stroking off"
"It looks like his fly is unzipped.. not like I'm looking or anything"
"There are 4 oriental people in Quebec" "I SAW ONE!"
"Can I have some mints?"
"AHHHHHH I HATE THE RAIN!"
"dude, you just sounded like He-man"
"Has anyone ever tried to take the cannon ball out?"
"THIS ISN'T WHERE I PARKED MY CAR!"
"Celia! Get your dirty ass feet off me!"
"I am THE PARTY!"
"Ow, my liver"
"Well, she had hair, she was short,OH and she had a shirt on!"
"HEY LOOK A KFC! Not a PFK!"
Now. I havent updated in forever. I've been really caught up with school. I was slacking for a while so I had to catch up. Today is the first full day of summer vacation. Hmm, so what's been going on for the past month? Well, since Canada... I sorta quit my job. I've been spending lots & lots of time with Alex (Love ya :* ) We've seen tons of movies.. OOO! Frankies party, Celia's party, The Industry, my sisters graduation party, tons of beach trips, mini golfing, ice cream, hell, this past month has been awesome. =] I guess I'm just going to have to leave it at that because I cant name everything. My memory sucks.
So now I'm going to end this entry since its a billion pages long. I plan on having pictures sometime soon from the trip. =] =]
I really miss Allie & everyone. Maybe sometime next week, since school is over, we can come up & see you!!!!!!!! Alliejkjsdkj! SHOE! <3
HAPPY FREAKIN VACATION EVERYONE! I love you all!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3