Italy is so much better than New Zealand, no offence to Rachel. =]
I'M TELLING THE PRESS, AND THEN THE TV, AND THEN I'LL PHONE THE PRIME MINISTER. You will be welcomed with a red carpet. And rose petals under your feet.
Why thank you, Ellie. I'm pretty sure it was at a summer camp or something.
WITH ALL THE OTHER GIRLS? Aw. You were already having lesbonic kinkwhore orgies at ten!
I DONT LIE. YOU. ARE. BEAUTIFUL.
SHE LIIIIIIIIIIES!
I REALLLLLY dont want to know.
I'm actually a forty-year-old bald guy with a beer belly who lives in his parents' dining room. Because the basement got too musty. And all the WINE is in the dining room. Duhh.
Can I get a translation? I dont speak crack.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I SAID. LALALALAAAA. -crack-
THAT IS FOR YOU TWO TO DECIDE BUT I'M SURE ITS CLOSE.
I WHOOP HER ASS IN SHYNESS. OKAY. THE END.
Since I've had to look up words you use. ANNNNND I'm college and never read words you use on a daily basis.
COULD THAT BE MY EGO COMING BACK? ...no, no, it's just a pop-up.
UM, how about new words. BECAUSE WHO DOESNT LEARN NEW WORDS FROM YOU. I've also learned mah crazy skills from you. Not to mention a good portion of my brain has melted from your intentional corruption. Life wouldnt be the same without YOOOOOU.Aw
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Don't.
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Nine now.
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Otty, my italian lover.
Now I feel all speshul.
I love you.
Been to Europe?
Hopefully soon.
You MUST come. I'll hide you under my bed, yes. Ship yourself over.
=]
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And I'll come if I cant go to New Zealand to study abroad. Italy is next on the list =]
SO TELL THE ENTIRE COUNTRY TO PREPARE FOR ME. Or not.
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I'M TELLING THE PRESS, AND THEN THE TV, AND THEN I'LL PHONE THE PRIME MINISTER. You will be welcomed with a red carpet. And rose petals under your feet.
Everything for Gianna, my lovely Satan.
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Hahaha.
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Yes, when I was 10 or so.
You sexy thang! -assslap-
Is the funniest?
Probably Hannah, Kris, Rach, and Ellie. Without fail.
Awww. I make it into the top four? -sniffle-
I LOVE YOU HELLS YEAH PLATYPUS/OCTOPUS/CALAMARI THREESOME!
Is the prettiest?
Everyone I've seen is beautiful. YES, EVEN YOU ELLIE, SO I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT.
HORRIBLE HORRIBLE DIRTY LITTLE LIAR.
Is the most handsome?
Um, unless someone is lying about teh gendah, then no.
Um.
Is the one on crack?
Easy. Ellie is on le speshul crack of DOOM.
DUHHHHHHH.
Is the craziest?
Rach or Ellie. For different reasons.
Arghedy blarghedy moo?
Is the most shy?
reallife!Hannelore
AHAHAHAHA, NO. SHY!ELLIE > SHY!HANNAH. KTHX.
Is the most wordly?
GrammarNazi!Ellie
Being a grammar nazi makes me worldly since wheeeeen?
Do you look up to the most?
Everyone has something I can learn from.
And what, pray tell, can you learn from me?
Cross dress?
Fuck no.I WOULD! Well. Technically, I already have, since I have a guy's shirt. Uhhh. COME ON. THE SHIRT IS ( ... )
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Yes, when I was 10 or so.
You sexy thang! -assslap-"
Why thank you, Ellie. I'm pretty sure it was at a summer camp or something.
"Is the funniest?
Probably Hannah, Kris, Rach, and Ellie. Without fail.
Awww. I make it into the top four? -sniffle-"
YES. I would've put myself but I didnt want to sound too cocky ;]
"Is the prettiest?
Everyone I've seen is beautiful. YES, EVEN YOU ELLIE, SO I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT.
HORRIBLE HORRIBLE DIRTY LITTLE LIAR."
I DONT LIE. YOU. ARE. BEAUTIFUL.
"Is the most handsome?
Um, unless someone is lying about teh gendah, then no.
Um."
I REALLLLLY dont want to know.
"Is the one on crack?
Easy. Ellie is on le speshul crack of DOOM.
DUHHHHHHH."
Easiest question I've ever gotten.
"Is the craziest?
Rach or Ellie. For different reasons.
Arghedy blarghedy moo?"
Can I get a translation? I dont speak crack.
"Is the most shy?
reallife!Hannelore
AHAHAHAHA, NO. SHY!ELLIE > SHY!HANNAH. KTHX."
THAT IS FOR YOU TWO TO DECIDE BUT I'M SURE ITS CLOSE.
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WITH ALL THE OTHER GIRLS? Aw. You were already having lesbonic kinkwhore orgies at ten!
I DONT LIE. YOU. ARE. BEAUTIFUL.
SHE LIIIIIIIIIIES!
I REALLLLLY dont want to know.
I'm actually a forty-year-old bald guy with a beer belly who lives in his parents' dining room. Because the basement got too musty. And all the WINE is in the dining room. Duhh.
Can I get a translation? I dont speak crack.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I SAID. LALALALAAAA. -crack-
THAT IS FOR YOU TWO TO DECIDE BUT I'M SURE ITS CLOSE.
I WHOOP HER ASS IN SHYNESS. OKAY. THE END.
Since I've had to look up words you use. ANNNNND I'm college and never read words you use on a daily basis.
COULD THAT BE MY EGO COMING BACK? ...no, no, it's just a pop-up.
UM, how about new words. BECAUSE WHO DOESNT LEARN NEW WORDS FROM YOU. I've also learned mah crazy skills from you. Not to mention a good portion of my brain has melted from your intentional corruption. Life wouldnt be the same without YOOOOOU.Aw ( ... )
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