The Drunk Side

[coldthermistor]

Title: The Drunk Side
or: The Bar At The End Of The Galaxy
or: Two Jedi And An Ex-Sith Lord Walk Into A Bar
Fandom: Star Wars
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Alek Squinquargesimus/Malak, Anakin Skywalker, Canderous Ordo, Darth Vader, Exile/Gavril Tal-Allein, Jolee Bindo, Obi-Wan Kenobi (mentioned), Padme Amidala (mentioned), Revan/Eran Cathael.
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[darth_eldritch]

Seriously cracking up!

No, Alek, the worst thing about Tarisian ale is not the difficulty of drinking it with a prosthestice jaw, it is the fact you can't get any more Tarisian ale because soooooomebody decided to destroy Taris......... *whistles*

Sorry I had to crack that!

Hah, I love the part about Revan's holocron! But what's this about Malak's lightsaber crystal? Some retcon? Of course Revan would have kept Malak's lightsaber.

Funny Anakin and Alek's common sense...

They just don't make Sith Lords like they used to...

[coldthermistor]

Heh, awesome ;) I probably cracked up while writing this, anyway.

LOL, rather, he decided that since he couldn't drink it, no one else should! ;) Your joke was just begging to be cracked!

No retcon, nothing. Haven't paid attention to the 'verse recently. It was a joking suggestion that the reason why the crystal in the holocron Bane found was flawed was because Revan had used a good crystal. And then Malak went and swapped it out with a flawed crystal, and stuck the crystal Revan used in his lightsaber. Just for the lulz, of course.

I know, right? I swear Alek's saying the same thing :O

[darth_eldritch]

That's a good one... until he realizes that he needs a stiff drink when he learns that Revan is back.... XD!

I like your Alek here and your Revan is funny (face it, Revvy has issues....)

And Anakin...

[coldthermistor]

And then he tries to get the Star Forge to produce Tarisian ale, but it just doesn't taste the same! :D

Thanks, I know right? Revan with issues is sort of funny to work with, and it really struck me about the Knighthood thing - how Anakin is throwing fits at taking so long to get made a Master, and Revan had to save the galaxy before he got made a Knight from Padawan ;)

Oh, poor Anakin's just clueless, in this one ;)

And I assume you caught the Ghostbusters reference!

[ladyhadhafang]

That was really win. Seriously. :3 And poor Anakin, Revan, and everyone else. XD *Hugs them*

[ladyhadhafang]

Oh yeah, and the "death glares of Mace Windu" bit was win. :3

[coldthermistor]

Hey, Windu has the 'I'm Not Amused, Skywalker' glare, and the 'DIE PADAWAN DIE' glare. Anakin's seen the first loads of times and freaked out at the second.

[ladyhadhafang]

XD

Poor Anakin. (Seriously, that's Samuel L. Jackson you're f*king with. I don't blame him for being scared. XD)