jam another dragon down the hole

[coledivison]

Comments

[demlovato]

I have no clue what that is but I'm amazzzzzzingly amazing at Marvel: Ultimate Alliance. I'd offer to battle you, but it wouldn't even be a battle. It'd be me demolishing you. Just saying.

[coledivison]

Oh that sounds like a challenge to me..

[nati_flynn]

I suck at both. These are comic things, right?

[coledivison]

Comics, videogame characters, it's all the same. You need to get some culture.

[ravivallman]

I actually really fucking want to play that Justice League VS whoever game. I can't remember what it was. All I know is it had Batman on the cover and some other people and they were staring each other down.

[brainsnbraun]

Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe? That looks so fucking badass.

[dhenriee]

Dude fuck yes!

[ravivallman]

That's the fucking one! Unnecessary game party right now.

[seeelenuh]

...who?

[coledivison]

Marvel superheroes versus Capcom fighting game characters. It's a ton of fun. You know, like, Superman. Wolverine. The like.

No Professor X, though..

[seeelenuh]

Oh, alright. I guess that makes more sense. I should look this up or something.

[coledivison]

You can find the arcade game versions at all movie theaters across the country, they're not hard to find!

[staubs_obvs]

I don't speak boy.

[coledivison]

I've been trying to think of something I could translate it to that would make sense, but I just can't.

It's like a videogame of Twilight versus Anne Rice, I guess?

[ravivallman]

Twilight would go down so fucking hard. Lestat would just get up there and rape everyone. Figuratively.

[coledivison]

That's very true - Twilight objectifies the male characters (Edward) and really effeminates them quite a bit. For sure, Jasper and Emmett would put up a fight, but vegetarian vampires versus ARMAND? No contest.

Claudia would kick the shit out of Bella any day.