My mom is that unstable woman who gets distracted by Tom Jones. I guess it kind of runs in the family except I would never ever get distracted by Tom Jones unless I had to physically punch the radio to get him to stop crooning.
[private] Oh my god, shut up. I'll throw you off a mountain.
You make it sound like the actual Highwayman from that poem is going to kill you, or something. He's just gunna come up behind you in all of that lace and with his huge boots and all on a horse and bam, shoot you. Only... he got shot at the end of the poem and don't they end up together after death? I can't remember. You probably have no idea what that poem is... causeicanbenerdytoosometimes.
If I could take a roadtrip anywhere, it'd be Texas. Always Texas.
[Coooooole] Hiiii! I'm doing okay. A lot better than Saturday :/ Or Sunday. And Monday for that matter. It's just all messy and sucky still, but it's better. How are you?
Why else would I mention him if I didn't know the poem? He'd be looking for the landlord's daughter and would find me there and get mad and then would kill me because clearly I shot Bess to death and I was gunning for him too and it would not end well. Although you'd be a better candidate for her than for me, honestly.
I've never been to Texas. From what I hear though, it's the place to be.
[Seleeeena] That's good to hear, at the very least. I was just wondering how you were since the last time we talked you were upset for a few reasons. I hope you keep doing better, though.
I'm nervous about driving but other than that I'm doing all right.
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Oh my god, shut up. I'll throw you off a mountain.
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The one we're going to crash into??
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The one that mysteriously and magically appears in the middle of the road while you're driving?
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Yes, that one. With the moose that's gonna drive its antlers through the windshield.
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If I could take a roadtrip anywhere, it'd be Texas. Always Texas.
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Hiiii! I'm doing okay. A lot better than Saturday :/ Or Sunday. And Monday for that matter. It's just all messy and sucky still, but it's better. How are you?
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I've never been to Texas. From what I hear though, it's the place to be.
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That's good to hear, at the very least. I was just wondering how you were since the last time we talked you were upset for a few reasons. I hope you keep doing better, though.
I'm nervous about driving but other than that I'm doing all right.
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Be careful on your way there, remember, statefarm, we'll be there. Unless you don't have that insurance, then I just hope you have onstar.
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Oh god I didn't even think of that now I'm double screwed.
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