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[coledivison]

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[ravivallman]

My mom won't watch Martha or have anything to do with her because of the scandal. My mom's the kind of woman who likes to sit down and watch Oprah and hear about everyone's scandal that has shocked Oprah to the core because she doesn't want to make cookies from a recipe designed by the worst woman ever.

[Coley]
I would say that I would like, disown you, but I kind of want to see someone buy it just so I can use it.

[coledivison]

...Sometimes I watch Oprah with my stepmom because she Tivos it and then I get bored and then I feel bad for walking away because Oprah always seems to have such hard-hitting discussions.

Martha's not even that bad! I just think she's trying to work herself out of her scandal.

//Viv
I'm going to have to buy it, aren't I.

[ravivallman]

I watch Oprah occasionally, but I just can't get into some of the stuff she's talking about. Also, I don't like her book club recommendations.

I know that! Try telling that to my mom who is totally a traditional housewife and doesn't believe going to jail fits into the description.

[Coley]
I can steal one of my friend's kids and take him out to buy it for you so you don't look like a sixteen year old trying to fit into a Transformers sleeping bag.

[coledivison]

Talking about this makes me feel like a stay-at-home mom and that's just weird. I have a job and a life and stuff. I just like watching Martha for the recipes..

Your mom is sweet, though. So it's all right.

//Viv
It was bad enough getting a little boy's Transformers t-shirt because they don't have any for like, adults.

[insomniacaly]

You don't seem like the camping type to me.

And my sister hates cupcakes, she is crazy. Never ever waste any on her, give them to me.

[coledivison]

Yeah, I'm the first to admit that. But when summer comes around it's like the feeling that birds get when they know they have to fly south for the winter. Summer comes, and I just get the urge to go live in the woods for a few days.

What? How can anyone hate cupcakes? That's just so..illogical. I'll make some just for you.

[insomniacaly]

You learn something new about a person everyday. It's so true.

I have no idea, dear. You'll have to ask her. She likes the icing! But yes, yes you should. :)

[coledivison]

I've actually just realized how weird this post is. Camping and Martha and cupcakes. I don't even know.

You know, I might just do that. And then I'll make extra icing so when you get the cupcakes she can have that.

[debbyryry]

I haven't gone camping in forever! And idk how you can have enough patience for fishing. I tried it. Got nothing.

[coledivison]

Dylan and I love camping. I think this summer the three of us and Brenda should go for a weekend, that would be fun.

Fishing isn't for girls, duh.

[debbyryry]

That would be such an amazing idea omg.

Ugh Cole shut up, you sound like Dylan. Girls can so fish.

[coledivison]

We could probably like manage it if we all wanted to, I think. Bonding time.

I never said girls couldn't fish! But I've never met a girl who actively enjoys to. I don't even like to, that much. I just like the idea of catching a fish.

[justcallmeoller]

How much do I have to pay you before a batch of those cupcakes? :|

[coledivison]

Umm I'll just need you to fill out a request form ahead of time stating your name and what kind of cupcakes you want. I'm apparently making some for everyone, maybe I should just have a party.

[justcallmeoller]

Officer Anthony James Oller.
Chocolate cupcakes with chocolate icing.
That is all.

I'd come to this said cupcake party..

[coledivison]

Ah, thank you. Processing time is 2 days, you'll have to come pick up the cupcakes, I'm sorry. There's a one-time fee of a few rounds of Mario Kart.

I've been thinking about the idea for awhile, just because.

[jemmakenzie]

If you need an apprentice cupcake maker I'm here :p

[coledivison]

Your request has been noted. You're a great helper, for sure.