Comments | colleenaf: Skat Kat Rant (aka Phew! No More Government-Enforced Lactating for Me, but I'm Still Sad)

colleenaf

Skat Kat Rant (aka Phew! No More Government-Enforced Lactating for Me, but I'm Still Sad)

Nov 08, 2008 18:16

Do you ever get the feeling like you are living out some future 7th grader's homework assignment? 2038 Question #23 That's Us! Kids are going to fall asleep listening to stories of this year and are totally not even gonna get partial credit for writing 2007 on the pop quiz! (sorry future 7th graders, rules be rules, RED PEN ATTACK) But 2008, hellz ( Read more... )

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nervousystem November 9 2008, 15:40:26 UTC

Jess Fink for President, Colleen for Chief of Staff!

I had initially read that Prop 8 failed, so all was good. Then I got the word that, nope, sorry, America is still bigoted after all.

Well if Utah people can donate millions to hurt California people, then the least a few New Yorkers can do is donate some time, money and energy to thwarting them BOTH.

colleenaf November 9 2008, 21:46:09 UTC

OOOOH does Chief of Staff mean I would get an ACTUAL staff to walk around with, because if so I AM IN.

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finkenstein November 9 2008, 19:09:48 UTC

When I am President I promise to appoint you Chairman of Total Awesome. Also, I will make it legal to apartment dance in public. And I will install 25 cent soda machines in the lunch room. No more pop quizzes!

That stationary truly is gorgeous. I am already writing letters in my head. I wish we could write letters to all the crazy assholes in the nation! It's like they are just living in an old west wagon circle, only the wagon circle is made up of SUVs and pick up trucks and it's not the native Americans who are attacking them but a bunch of layed-back friendly gay people who just want to share their home made rainbow cookies with them, and the cargo those people are protecting is just...beer?
And...intolerance?

colleenaf November 9 2008, 21:50:48 UTC

Chairman of T&A?!?! It's a dream come true! I'll work on finding those leather pants with two holes on the butt checks for my inauguration.

Maybe they are afraid of diabetes from all the rainbow cookies? I mean there really can't be any other reason to be such jerks.

Josh's letter writing campaign is making me with I had legible handwriting. Knowing my handwriting I'd write a sweet post-summer-camp style letter and it would be misinterpreted as a death threat. "No no I wrote 'I wish we could toast marshmallows together' not 'I wish you would roast in the firy pits of hell you are so convinced are reserved for other people but guess what jerk you win! Also I know where you live. TT4N!"