Heaven's Gonna Be Crowded and Annoying in 2070

[colleenaf]

Everytime I see one of those ads that claims if you solve the game you could get a "free sidekick" I always imagine getting a free sidekick. One to dress up fancy colored pantyhose and follow me around all day, occasionally spurting pun-rific blurts.

Extremely Tired Colleen pinballs herself towards the kitchen, from bookshelf to wall to table to

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[music_slut]

I can only imagine the damage a red party would do to your retinas. Think of the damage!

[colleenaf]

At one point I left the party and looked up at the windows which were, literally, glowing red. It was pretty darn amazing.

After a few hours of being in the party everything didn't look red anymore. Like your eyes adjusted to that being the normal color for the world. Course by that point I was rather full of wine...

[colleenaf]

html=fixed! Thanks!

Their parties are so awesome. I wish I had a picture of the wave of balloons before they started getting popped. This was their seventh theme party and they take them super seriously. For instance in the green party the walls were covered with astroturf and the brown party they had tons of brown paper hanging down from the ceiling you had to walk through and also a giant carboard box maze to crawl through with a make-out room at the end.

Red had a werid erie vibe to it though and as a result the tone of the party wasn't as happy-go-lucky as the others. It was still super fun though! You should do one! I suggest pink or white. Those two ones were amazing to look at the final pictures of 300 people shoved into one apartment, dancing their tails off.

[oatmeal_texas]

I went to their green party. It was awesome!

[colleenaf]

I was so sad I missed the green one, but its so aweseome you were there! Did you see the guy with the green mexican wrestler mask, crown, and a cape? That's Mikey, one of the color-party roommates and the fella I'm super happily dating. He's the reason I got roped into so much of the Red decorationing.

You have to come to the next one! (which hopefully won't be for a little while because I seriously need a long nap)

[clevortrevor]

oh boy i need to attend / host a color party now! that means i need to go make some weird friends / rearrange my living room. crap!

[colleenaf]

If you do it I'm so there!

Also, don't worry about that other Moa tank. I've gotten SOOOOO much better at printing since I made that that I almost don't want to see it!

[clevortrevor]

i'm gonna hold you to it! Actually, one of my coworkers was just in NYC over the weekend, and he was like, kirsten, why don't you ever go???

by the way... Your poem reminds me of a Dave Dobbyn song called "Halleluja Song," but since he's only world famous in New Zealand, I can't find the lyrics online. I think i might have them at home...

[colleenaf]

You know if you come to NY you always have a place to stay! I've even got me a spare bed.

Does his song so something like "Haaaaalleuja! Halleluja! Halleluja-halleluja! Halleeeeeeeeuja!" because I think I sang that in the fifth grade christmas pagent. Dressed as a tree.

[dollomite]

REDREDRED! I CAN'T STOP SEEING RED!*

[colleenaf]

Hahaha! I look like such a bitchy little five year old in that picture!

I can't get enough of Annie's skirt! That thing went through hell by the end of the night, though, including one guy who royally tripped into it while drunk and in heels.

[herb_lehman]

"Badonkadonk" makes the poem!

[colleenaf]

Badonkadonk's make everything better!

This poem still doesn't flow as well as some of the other's I've done, but it's growing on me a bit. I also shouldn't worry too much about rhythm because I never read them outloud anyways!