Chocolate Chip Muffins Would'a Cured My Leprosy Faster

[colleenaf]

There is nothing sadder than wanting a chocolate chip muffin, asking for a chocolate chip muffin, sitting down at your desk with a chocolate chip muffin, and biting into a chocolate chip muffin only to find out it's actually blueberry.

Doesn't that lady at the deli counter know what I did to the lady who took my dry clothes out of the dryer in

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[oatmeal_texas]

You have to do "Mama Cass chokes on a chicken sandwich".

[oatmeal_texas]

Also, can you teach me how to silk screen?

[colleenaf]

Most definitely! It's really not that difficult. There are two ways, one that requires complete darkness, but is easier, and the other which is more time consuming but doesn't require you to make your apartment pitch black.

Next "craft day" i (i want to start doing one a month) I can totally show you how to do it.

[colleenaf]

I always thought it was a ham sandwich, though I like the image in my head now of her with a full chicken between two slices of bread.

[colleenaf]

Craft day was indeed fantasticous!

I am TOTALLY working in "d" and "f" into our dance moves!

Off to rent a helicopter!

[mister_punchy]

1. Elliott Smith's double chest-knifing
2. John Bonham's vomit-choke
3. The Black Dahlia bisection

Hercules In New York would make for the best craftfest imaginable. Especially when he rassles the guy in the bear suit. Oh, and the frantic, raspy-throated old lady on the airplane who sees him drift nekkid past her window.

[colleenaf]

Hercules exceeded my expectations. So so so good. My favorite part "Yeah, I think I'll have an apple."

Weirdest ending line EVER!

[herb_lehman]

I have a muffin story worse than yours. More than once I've asked for a chocolate chip muffin, pointed to the chocolate chip muffin on the counter, and bite into it to discover it was bran.

[colleenaf]

Awww man! You win! There's nothing worse than a bran muffin, other than maybe a bran muffin with a brussels sprout center.

Does anyone in the world actually LIKE bran?

[herb_lehman]

I did like bran muffins for a little while, but when you really want a chocolate chip muffin, there's nothing in the world that tastes worse.

[mckenzee]

How are you on red shirts/yellow ink, light blue shirts/dark blue ink?

Perhaps we should have a bizznezz meeting.

[colleenaf]

Right now I'm down to barely any shirts in any color at all (I printed a whole bunch of random ones for SPX). Soon as I get back and my paycheck goes through I'm making an other order so I can totally pick up black, red, and light blue shirts and I do have yellow ink and dark blue ink.

We should have a bizznezz meeting and we should pronounce it like that every time.