One day, when they were filming The Education of Max Bickford on the Wagner campus and I was having a really bad day, the film crews were blocking the entrance to one of the buildings. One of the crew people tried to stop me from going into the building. I literally shoved past him and said, "Sorry, not happening, your show sucks." Nobody stopped me.
You should try doing the same. Matt Damon sucks even more than Max Bickford.
I got yelled at so many times by those Bickford people for "wearing the same pair of pants and ruining the shot" I had like a month that I wore these bright red plaid bell bottoms every day...pretty much just to annoy Richard Dreyfus.
There was also a moment when I knocked Sir Dreyfus up a flight of stairs by walking backwards into him. I was so trying to play it cool, like I wasn't star struck, that I forgot to say "sorry" and ran away.
You know...I would pay to see Matt Damon and Richard Dreyfus fight it out...
I'd like to thank the acadamy, and god since he/she was the one that created muffins and scrawy celebrity asses, and craft services, and au bon pan, and of course Matt Damon, because without him I would have never lost about 10 hours of my life watching him run around.
Luckily I have eaten enough muffins this week (aka in one day) to make up for any I missed last week.
I'm excited about this weekend! Dave is so excited, he's nervous. Boys are adorable.
There are various types of Chicken Salad, and being from the south I feel I should fill you in. No two Chicken Salads are alike. Oh, there are varieties. You have some made with onions, some with nuts like almonds or pecans, and then some a little sweet with apples and/or grapes. I personally like only the semi sweet Chicken Salad also known as Waldorf Chicken Salad, but I pick out the celery. And you must have sweet tea and big hair while eating.
I was so angry when the sanwich arrived since I ordered Turkey and Chicken Salad is Waaaaaay off, but it was magical. So so so magical. Not as magical as STAPLE was last weekend, but I had less gass from that.
I'm not sure if I want to tell you which one is "that."
There's a restroom in the Austin airport where you can try on all different kinds of big lady hair! The cleaning lady was getting really creeped out that I was determined to try them all...and well, yell at her "what do you think" with each. Maybe that was the part that made her lock herself in a stall. Or maybe she just had chicken salad too.
Chicken Salad GoodnesslovelymissjessMarch 2 2007, 00:09:06 UTC
I didn't know I liked chicken salad, either, until I took a sample from the guy at the sandwich shop in Union Station. I actually heard angels sing when I got that tasty-morsel-on-ciabatta-bread onto my tongue.
Then I tried chicken salad in other sandwich shops, and to my dismay, found that I am ruined for any other chicken salad. Drat! I tasted the best, first, and now I'm screwed. Except that I can always get my fix, just two stops away on the Red Line
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Re: Chicken Salad GoodnesscolleenafMarch 6 2007, 02:48:27 UTC
I told it you missed it. And it told me it missed you too. And that you still have it's favorite Duran Duran cd, but it's cool you can send it back whenever, and that it still loves you, but in a friend way. In a friend-that-wants-to-marry you and pop out lots of babies kinda way. That's about when Austin started to cry and drink heavily. Yay Austin!
Doh, missed Thundercloud but I totally had my share of TexMex and BBQ. The first place we went to eat I was so in the mood for pulled pork, and so disapointed they didn't have it, I asked for the "italian sub, but can you substitute the cheese for pulled pork. The salami for pulled pork, and the italian dressing for pulled pork."
There is a Spanish-speaking hip hop artist from the band Calle13 who bears a passing resemblance to Mr. Damon, yet as far as I know has never stolen your muffins. If you perhaps used to find Mr. Damon attractive, as I have been known to, this fellow would be a nice replacement. I think maybe he also speaks English.
Actually I was never much of a Damon fan. I seemed to be the only person who after "Good Will Hunting" went away with neigher a Matt Damon or Ben Affleck fan, but instead a general obsession with Sir Casey Affleck the Affleck to end all Afflecks! (or at least the one who is more worthy of the occasional "i'm making out with a celebrity" dream)
See not speaking english would have been an advantage.
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You should try doing the same. Matt Damon sucks even more than Max Bickford.
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I got yelled at so many times by those Bickford people for "wearing the same pair of pants and ruining the shot" I had like a month that I wore these bright red plaid bell bottoms every day...pretty much just to annoy Richard Dreyfus.
There was also a moment when I knocked Sir Dreyfus up a flight of stairs by walking backwards into him. I was so trying to play it cool, like I wasn't star struck, that I forgot to say "sorry" and ran away.
You know...I would pay to see Matt Damon and Richard Dreyfus fight it out...
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*applauds*
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I'd like to thank the acadamy, and god since he/she was the one that created muffins and scrawy celebrity asses, and craft services, and au bon pan, and of course Matt Damon, because without him I would have never lost about 10 hours of my life watching him run around.
Luckily I have eaten enough muffins this week (aka in one day) to make up for any I missed last week.
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There are various types of Chicken Salad, and being from the south I feel I should fill you in. No two Chicken Salads are alike. Oh, there are varieties. You have some made with onions, some with nuts like almonds or pecans, and then some a little sweet with apples and/or grapes. I personally like only the semi sweet Chicken Salad also known as Waldorf Chicken Salad, but I pick out the celery. And you must have sweet tea and big hair while eating.
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I'm not sure if I want to tell you which one is "that."
There's a restroom in the Austin airport where you can try on all different kinds of big lady hair! The cleaning lady was getting really creeped out that I was determined to try them all...and well, yell at her "what do you think" with each. Maybe that was the part that made her lock herself in a stall. Or maybe she just had chicken salad too.
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Then I tried chicken salad in other sandwich shops, and to my dismay, found that I am ruined for any other chicken salad. Drat! I tasted the best, first, and now I'm screwed. Except that I can always get my fix, just two stops away on the Red Line ( ... )
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Doh, missed Thundercloud but I totally had my share of TexMex and BBQ. The first place we went to eat I was so in the mood for pulled pork, and so disapointed they didn't have it, I asked for the "italian sub, but can you substitute the cheese for pulled pork. The salami for pulled pork, and the italian dressing for pulled pork."
My waiter didn't find it so funny.
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See not speaking english would have been an advantage.
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