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There Are Raisins in My Toast and Other Hits
Marketing no more! I just got back from my final marketing work trip, a lovely visit with the english teachers of the country in (friggin 40-something-degree what the hell?!) San Antonio and boy are my arms attached to my torso! And my torso attached to my lower half. It's kinda awesome how those things work ( Read more... ) -
Skat Kat Rant (aka Phew! No More Government-Enforced Lactating for Me, but I'm Still Sad)
Do you ever get the feeling like you are living out some future 7th grader's homework assignment? 2038 Question #23 That's Us! Kids are going to fall asleep listening to stories of this year and are totally not even gonna get partial credit for writing 2007 on the pop quiz! (sorry future 7th graders, rules be rules, RED PEN ATTACK) But 2008, hellz ( Read more... ) -
Cute Overload and Some RPattz Love (shhhh don't tell him I'm on Team Jacob!)
I made it! Isn't the definition of internet famous getting posted to a website right above a picture of a bunch of monkeys in a wheelbarrow. I THINK IT IS!
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"Sorry about that Porcupine"...an SPX recap and a question!
Before I SPX recap like a craaaazy mofo, let's play a game of TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
It goes a little something like this (hit it!)-my throat hurts something fierce and has since I got back from SPX ( Read more... ) -
My J is L Again!
WOO! MY BRAIN HAS RETURNED TO MY HEAD ( Read more... ) -
75% GRAVY INSIDE
So first with apologies...if you have written me an email or left me a phone message...I have not responded. I am in that "bad place" break-ups/moving out puts a person, and surely won't be fun to listen to. BUT! I am feeling cheerier today...since good news ( Read more... ) -
HOLY POOP MY HANDS ARE FAMOUS!
So I was bored of mailing packages at work one day (three hours after I was supposed to go home) and I made a little video of one of the books we have coming out that i LOOOOVE and then set it to one of my favorite 30's songs "Roll On, Mississippi, Roll On" by the Boswell Sisters ( Read more... ) -
EL SANTO, GOLD SPANDEX, and AUSTIN
Hello all you Texas types! I'm in your state breathing your air and stuff and most likely farting it out my tush! (I really REALLY love Tex-Mex.) You should come by and say hi. I'll be at STAPLE! in Austin this Saturday, March 1. It's HANDS DOWN the best show I do all year in terms of levels of awesomeosity. So many handmade craftiness, books, and ( Read more... ) -
Annie NYC RIP and the Final Fluff Radio Review
(EDIT: not private anymore since the SURPRISE! happened ( Read more... ) -
SPX ROLL CALL!
*Jumps up* COLLEEN! PRESENT! or maybe it should be COLLEEN! FUTURE! or perhaps COLLEEN! SMELLS LIKE CRABS!
Who's going to be there? We shall arm-wrestle! Like friends do! I'll even bring socks for you to wear on your arms. Arms are for socks! Eerr...about the arm wrestling. It's just a fall back greeting style. I would normally offer my usual ( Read more... )