wtf...So, Pluto is no longer considered a planet.

Poor guy.

I've got roller coaster-head.  You know, kinda like dock-head but instead you feel like your about to drop forwards.

Stairs are REALLY freaky right now.

Out of nowhere I suddenly find myself looking forward to the future.  Strolling around campus, interesting classes, more people to meet.  It'll also be fall, which means the weather I love, cool and damp.  After that it's my 19th, the plan is to watch people get drunk.  Then old man winter and christmas, yorkville lights and of course lots of ( Read more... )

Eat the damn peach.

jeez.

"We're confident right?"

"Uuhhhh, yeah I think so."

"Yuh sure?"

"Yeah, we're confident."

Audit meetings are retarded.

So, I have a 1 in 13,983,816 chance of winning the lottery.

You have about a 1 in 2,000,000 chance of being struck by lightning.
A pregnant woman has a 1 in 705,000 chance of giving birth to quadruplets.
Someone eating an oyster has a 1 in 12,000 chance of finding a pearl inside of it.

good luck to me.

I've been having those moments lately.  Those moments where you stare at child, stand in the rain just get completely soaked, space-out to the point where you miss your stop three times over.  I don't know why it's been happening lately, whether it's the lack of sleep, this routine of work work play, or maybe I'm just being stupid.  Still, Adrian's ( Read more... )

All I could do was sway and sing, sway and sing, sway and sing.  Words cannot describe Muse live.

:)

my orthodontist's receptionist is a scumbag.

"Really?...no...I know!!!...no way!...uh huh...get out!!!...yeah...for sure....really?...me too...really?...yep...really?...yeah...of course...haha, well I'll see you then...alright, buh bye." *hangs up phone*  "Hello, how may help you?"

I have the strong desire to kick her in the shins.

All, kneel before me!  For I possess the mighty LABEL MAKER!!!

Holy shit I'm bored.