A Way Back Into Love Zoro x Sanji fic
The calm before the storm...
Luffy- So after I do this Sanji is gonna make me some meat? :-)
Nam-Yes Luffy, Sanji will make you meat, so just do as I say and he'll be more than happy to.
Usopp-You know Nami I think I might of contracted the I-can't-help-with-the-plan-to-get-my-nakama-to-fuck disease.
Nami-Is that so?
Usopp- *nervously *Umm, yes.
Nami-Oh that's too bad Usopp, you see then I'll have to cure you with the you-better-help-or-else-you-will-really-die medicine that I can give you myself. *innocent smile *
Usopp- You know I'm feeling so good I think I'm cured! It's a miracle!
Nami-Hallelujah.
Robin-Of course I'll help.
Nami-That's great! I'm so happy Robin! :'D
Robin-Yes, this will certainly be interesting. >8-)
*Both smile wickedly *
Chopper- You want me to go into town for a few days?
Nami-Yes Chopper, you seem so worn down, you need to look after yourself too, not just your patients.
Chopper- *wiggling in glee * Don't think that I need your concern bitch >////<.
Nami-Yeah, we don't need our doctor traumatized after hearing what our nakama will be up to.
Franky- SUPAH! I will do everything I can to help! *strikes pose *
Nami- Great! Now just come with me, Robin and I need your help.
Franky-Robin? Is that so? *rushes past Nami *
Nami- Geez, who's supposed to be fucking again?
Brooke- My heart goes out to those two! Or it would if I had one! SKULL JOKE!
Nami-That's great. Here's the music we need you to play when they get back together.
Brooke- YOHOHOHO!
Nami- * looks at Sanji, looks at Zoro. Both avoiding each other wearing identical faces of longing* Idiots.
Luffy- So after I do this Sanji is gonna make me some meat? :-)
Nam-Yes Luffy, Sanji will make you meat, so just do as I say and he'll be more than happy to.
Usopp-You know Nami I think I might of contracted the I-can't-help-with-the-plan-to-get-my-nakama-to-fuck disease.
Nami-Is that so?
Usopp- *nervously *Umm, yes.
Nami-Oh that's too bad Usopp, you see then I'll have to cure you with the you-better-help-or-else-you-will-really-die medicine that I can give you myself. *innocent smile *
Usopp- You know I'm feeling so good I think I'm cured! It's a miracle!
Nami-Hallelujah.
Robin-Of course I'll help.
Nami-That's great! I'm so happy Robin! :'D
Robin-Yes, this will certainly be interesting. >8-)
*Both smile wickedly *
Chopper- You want me to go into town for a few days?
Nami-Yes Chopper, you seem so worn down, you need to look after yourself too, not just your patients.
Chopper- *wiggling in glee * Don't think that I need your concern bitch >////<.
Nami-Yeah, we don't need our doctor traumatized after hearing what our nakama will be up to.
Franky- SUPAH! I will do everything I can to help! *strikes pose *
Nami- Great! Now just come with me, Robin and I need your help.
Franky-Robin? Is that so? *rushes past Nami *
Nami- Geez, who's supposed to be fucking again?
Brooke- My heart goes out to those two! Or it would if I had one! SKULL JOKE!
Nami-That's great. Here's the music we need you to play when they get back together.
Brooke- YOHOHOHO!
Nami- * looks at Sanji, looks at Zoro. Both avoiding each other wearing identical faces of longing* Idiots.