Closeted
So I'm an idiot
Yes I think we safely established this fact
Because I'm pretty certain I'm not
Oh, Marimo, trust me you are
I'm not
Yeah, you kind of are
…
…
What?
Nothing
That wasn't nothing
I was just...
You were just what?
What's this?
…Nothing!
Really? Because it looks like a little pink-
It's most definitely NOT a pink dress! You PERVERTED BASTARD!
…
it's not!
…fine
…
…Nami left it!
fine
SHE DID!
...
...
Are you even capable of small-talk?
Gee, Sanji that shade of pink goes perfectly with your skin-tone!
You bastard! I really shouldn't have excpected you to be able to hold a conversation
Just because you think you are the only one able to hold an intelligent conversation does not
mean you are!
Well you can't hold a conversation that isn't about swords!
You can't hold a normal people conversation without adding something about high-end cuisine
or some fancy french thing we can't pronounce!
It's normal person conversation and who the hell is “we” I thought it was only us in here
Yes, yes because You got on everyone's nerves and got locked in the closet
Who's the other idiot in the closet?
…I'm not an idiot
Yes you are, we already established this
You are the bigger idiot in this closet
Moss-head
Curly-Brow
Neanderthal
Wuss
Ass
Bastard
You are the most infuriating, self-centered, sexiest, foul, stubborn swordsman I have ever
met!
Did you say sexiest?
NOOOO!
You did
No I didn't
you did
I DIDN'T
Prove it!
…
…
(an hour later)
You guys can come out now!
Huh?
The very confused Chopper is struck speechless as Zoro and Sanji come out of the closet together. As they pass his nose twitches with the unmistakable scent of sex. He looks at their disheveled clothes and swollen lips. He closes the door.
Title:Closeted
Genre:Humor/Romance
Characters:Zoro/Sanji, Chopper
Because number 3 seemed to be the most popular...and because I'd love to see more "trapped in a closet together fics"
Just a silly little drabble ~<3
Yes I think we safely established this fact
Because I'm pretty certain I'm not
Oh, Marimo, trust me you are
I'm not
Yeah, you kind of are
…
…
What?
Nothing
That wasn't nothing
I was just...
You were just what?
What's this?
…Nothing!
Really? Because it looks like a little pink-
It's most definitely NOT a pink dress! You PERVERTED BASTARD!
…
it's not!
…fine
…
…Nami left it!
fine
SHE DID!
...
...
Are you even capable of small-talk?
Gee, Sanji that shade of pink goes perfectly with your skin-tone!
You bastard! I really shouldn't have excpected you to be able to hold a conversation
Just because you think you are the only one able to hold an intelligent conversation does not
mean you are!
Well you can't hold a conversation that isn't about swords!
You can't hold a normal people conversation without adding something about high-end cuisine
or some fancy french thing we can't pronounce!
It's normal person conversation and who the hell is “we” I thought it was only us in here
Yes, yes because You got on everyone's nerves and got locked in the closet
Who's the other idiot in the closet?
…I'm not an idiot
Yes you are, we already established this
You are the bigger idiot in this closet
Moss-head
Curly-Brow
Neanderthal
Wuss
Ass
Bastard
You are the most infuriating, self-centered, sexiest, foul, stubborn swordsman I have ever
met!
Did you say sexiest?
NOOOO!
You did
No I didn't
you did
I DIDN'T
Prove it!
…
…
(an hour later)
You guys can come out now!
Huh?
The very confused Chopper is struck speechless as Zoro and Sanji come out of the closet together. As they pass his nose twitches with the unmistakable scent of sex. He looks at their disheveled clothes and swollen lips. He closes the door.
Title:Closeted
Genre:Humor/Romance
Characters:Zoro/Sanji, Chopper
Because number 3 seemed to be the most popular...and because I'd love to see more "trapped in a closet together fics"
Just a silly little drabble ~<3