So, I'm in Butt Fuck, Louisiana right now. It blows. Everyone here looks like Kid Rock and Jeff Foxworthy. Everyone has a country accent.
I have some pictures of my house.
I don't know if you can see the water line, but it's almost five feet. I'm almost 5'1
More of the front of my house.
My front patio. The gate was rusted and the door was fucked up because of the water.
Our house is gutted, but that's where my living room was. I was still trying to picture the walls up in my mind.
My mom didn't really try to save anything. The only good thing that's coming out of this is the fact that I get to remodel my room.
So, I don't know the next time that I'll get to see you kids. I won't count on actually seeing anyone, though. It's pretty unlikely. So, if I don't, have a happy holiday.