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[colorfulidiom]

Great. Perfect, even. Look, I don't care why we're here, I just want to know which way is out. It's not amusing. Who leaves so much dust around everywhere, anyway?

[Filtered to Aziraphale]

Humor me for a second, here, angel. Try and miracle something and tell me you don't feel different.

[/Filtered]

[Private; Hackable by Aziraphale]

Now here's what I

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[lotus_exorcist]

There's no way out of this house yet.

[colorfulidiom]

How quaint.

[lotus_exorcist]

If it's a problem for you then I'd suggest helping in finding a way out.

[colorfulidiom]

Well I don't intend to sit around doing nothing.

[pinkoptimism]

I've been trying to clean up around here but, well, it hasn't gone all that well. I'm...I'm sorry.

[colorfulidiom]

So it's your place?

[pinkoptimism]

No. Actually, I'm stuck here too.

[colorfulidiom]

Hm? Then why are you apologizing?

[aziraforthewin]

[Trying to figure out how to work this newfangled communicator thing. Aziraphale can barely work his ansaphone, let alone...whatever this is.]

I'll humor you if you'll tell me where you are?

[The angel could sense his old friend and demonic counterpart around here somewhere.]

Perhaps splitting up wasn't the best idea. I don't know about you, but I'm in some room that absolutely reeks of mold. And not the good kind of mold--you know, like the kind that runs through gourmet Rhone bleu cheese. This mold is decidedly green. And is quite odiferous.

[colorfulidiom]

The room with my name on it.

Don't tell me you got lost already, angel. This doesn't bold well for finding our ways out. Maybe we'll get lucky and you'll accidentally lose your way into the exit.

[aziraforthewin]

I don't know if one can get "lost" in a house. I'm simply unfamiliar with the surroundings, that's all.

Alright, stay put. If I do find an exit, you'll be the first to know.

[colorfulidiom]

I sure hope I'm the first one to know. I'd be absolutely devastated if I wasn't, you realize. The very terms of the Arrangement could be called into question.

Though I'm not so sure you can't get lost, there are those strange houses they built in America that they certainly tried to get themselves lost in.

[cold_iron_soul]

If there was a way out, how many of us do you think would still be here?

[colorfulidiom]

It's a clever trap.

[cold_iron_soul]

As clever as that? Really?

Many of the people here have... unusual capabilities. They'd be hard to contain if there was any way at all to escape.

[colorfulidiom]

Now I'm interested. "Unusual capabilities"?