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-Application-
Name: Joey
Nicknames: J. Rudd
Age: 17
Location: Holyoke, Mass
Sexuality: Gay... in the middle there someone, if gay was a spectrum-like thing :)
-What do you like about your friends/best friend? My best friend is my mother. She has always been there for me and I love her for that. All my friends make me laugh hysterically almost till I cry
-Would you rather have one close friend for the rest of your life or a group of friends? Groups of friends because the more the merrrier
-What awesome traits do you have that should get you accepted into the community? I love ice cream, kittens, and playing CandyLand. Basically, I'm a five year old at heart <3
-What three communities are you most active in? Um... Not really any
-If you could do anything to Flavor Flav, what would you do? Take him to the Eifel tower to scream "YEAHHH BOYIIIII!" to all of Paris
-If you could have wild sex with any person in the world, who would it be and where? Oh boy... haha This kid I know named John :) I'd definately do it doing a game of strip Twister because its kinda kinky but so much fun
-If you could have dinner with any person, dead or alive, who would it be and why? My Grandpa Carl and my Bochie (Grandma in Polish) because I've never known them
-If you could kill one person, celebrity or non-celebrity who would it be? TWO WORDS: PARIS and HILTON
-If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be and why? I want desperately to travel to Italy for real Italian desserts
-Favorite childhood memory: This may seem silly, but playing with my Coici (aunt in Polish) in our little kiddie pool during the summer.
-What are your views on...[pick five]
Self-mutilation- I did this nad it was one of my darkest times. It feels so good at first but then it leaves people as empty shells of scars and pain. Its a bad thing.
Gun Control-
Abortion: Okay... I understand that it is a human life but I also am more realistically minded about the costs and responsibilities of having a child. The woman should not have been having sex, but I see the need for abortion.
Internet dating: I love internet dating! It is hilarious to see all the desperate people sometimes :) But I am also guilty of being a member of a site or two haha
Substance abuse:
Stem-cell Research
The War on Terror
The Death Penalty
"One nation under god" in the pledge of allegiance God should be capitalized by the way. I'm a very religious person (despite Catholics being against homosexuality) because I think there is a God out there somewhere. If someone doesn't want to say the pledge or that part of the pledge, they have the right to not. But they should not be offended if others say it. Our nation was founded on God and it should stay somewhat like that, even if its only in words instead of actions.
Evolution vs. Creation Science
Legalization of Marijuana I'm for it, when something is legal, it is a lot easier to regulate and who doesn't want mary janes available at stop & shop?
-What do you want to be when you "grow up", or if you are already grown up, what did you want to be when you were younger?: When I was younger, I wanted to be a teacher! :-D I was a dork, I know
-What is one of your hobbies that you really love and why? I volunteer at a local animal shelter and its become the best reward.
-Name three of your interests: Disney movies, animals, acting
-Something you know now, that in retrospect, you wish you'd known "then" I wish I had know how accepting my friends would be about my sexuality. One guy was like "as long as you don't fuck me in the ass, we're cool!" hahaha I looked at him and said "But if you spread them, I can't hold back" haha
-Inner most desires: Honestly, I'd love to go into politics :-D I want to right the worlds wrongs
-Describe yourself in 5 words: perky, colorful, unique, loud, happy
Top three books that you feel were written about you and why:
Book 1: Winnie the Pooh
Author: A Milne (I forgot how to spell it)
Explanation: HE'S ALL FLUFFY AND HAPPY... and oblivious like me :)
Book 2: Brokeback Mountain
Author: ... I forgot who
Explanation: I know its a short story turned into a movie, but I'd love to be a gay cowboy- that would be hilarious :-p
Book 3: The Alienist
Author: Caleb Carr
Explanation: Its a detective murder mystery type book and I'd love to be a crack the case. It was a really good book too
Top five songs that make the soundtrack of your life and why
Song 1: Not Ready to Make Nice
Artist: Dixie Chicks
Why: I'm not a fan of President Bush and the girls really make me proud to say I'm an American. The song also talks about not being able to heal sometimes... I don't forgive and forget all that often
Song 2: Love me tender
Artist: Elvis
Why: I want to be someone's special someone <3
Song 3: Single
Artist: Natashia Bettingfield
Why: Its awesome and despite my longing for love, its really empowering and its catchy too
Song 4: Black Horse and the Cherry Tree
Artist: KT Tundstall
Why: She plays all her own instruments AND sings :) Shes awesome and the song rocks
Song 5: I Will Survive
Artist: Gloria Gaynor (not the shitty Donna Summer remake... ew)
Why: Its my theme song since 3rd grade... :) She is so awesome and its the ebst disco song ever recorded.
Top three movies you should have starred in and why:
Movie: Lilo & Stitch, as Lilo
Why: She's so sweet and has a heart of gold just like me :)
Movie: Brokeback Mountain
Why: I <3 Jake Gyllenhaul... yeap... thats basically it
Movie: It's a Wondeful Life, as Jimmy Stewart
Why: Its a Christman classic and he goes through the whole transformation I did (the whole I want my life to be over because I don't really matter)
-Do you consider yourself unique? Why? I am very unique. No one can do the dance of the sugar plum fairy as well as I can... hahaa
-What are some characteristics you admire in yourself & why? I try... I always keep trying until something happens no matter who says I can't do it. I never take no for an answer when its my answer... no one else I know has that kind of drive.
-Are you tired of filling out this survey? Sort of but it made me think about myself so all is good in the hood
-Is it worth it? I suppose :)
-If we give you no's, will you bitch and cry about it? If you do, do you care that we might ban you because you obviously didn't read the rules? I'll be sad because I think I rock but eh... I won't bitch
-How did you hear about this community? I searched "Rating communities" and this one came up basically I was bored and thought it could be something interesting
-Please take this time to rack up some brownie points and kiss our asses. I like brownies :) Especially with ice cream and hot fudge on top. If I get in, I'll send you a picture of one :)
-Word Association. Answer with the first word or phrase that pops into your head
Barney: Rubble
Neck: Hickey
Fickle: Nickel
Freedom: America
Sky: Flag
Suffocate: Pillow
Run: Around
United: We stand
Wind: streamers (like on a little kid's bicycle)
Fire: Fireworks
Cave: Hermits
G: Golly Gosh Gee