"Hey look, i'm being mercilessly beaten with a giant inflatable bat!"

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This weekend was so orgasmically good. Everyday had its ups and its... well actually just a lot of ups. I would write more but my dad is up to his usual (quotes zack) DouscheBaggery.

Comments

[captainwang]

its actually douche-baggery to be specific, and i like how you used it in this context. yes yes yes, this weekend was orgasmically good. actually i mean that literally twice

[mhmmmmmmm3]

psh, i thought it was thrice