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Little known facts about Christmas
#124 Santa is the younger half brother of God. He has a poor relationship with Jesus, the bastard son of God. As a result, at family gatherings, he is not allowed to sit to the right of the Lord.
#32 God dropped the ball when it came to his Baby Mama Mary. Being omipotent, he meant to call ahead and reserved a room for the poor girl, but he forgot ( Read more... ) -
1 am bit of wisdom
There is nothing like coming home a bit tipsy, and molesting, I mean luxuriously stroking and petting a small, silky beagle...
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Yeah, I'd tap that...
The meme in which I come off like a horny whore bag... :P
1) List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them [5 - 1, 1 is the hottest].
3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
4) Supply photos for said people.
5) Tag five people (whoever the hell wants to do it ( Read more... ) -
Super Sneak Peak Thursday!!!!
So here is the deal, I wasn't lying when I said I was working on I Do? I Don't again... really truely I wasn't as some of you know, last year when I lost hundreds of pages of WIP future chapters and my flushed out outline when my hard drive crashed, and thats when I stopped writing. So I've been working on both heavily revising the first 38 ( Read more... ) -
4 A.M. Bits of Wisdom
When you haven't worn earings in about a year and 3 out of the 4 holes have closed up, its a bad idea to buy some on your lunch break and repierce your own ears in the back room of work without any kind of anticeptic...
Just in case you where wondering...
and just because they're hilarious...
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House is in the House
Soooo, I watched the season premiere of House cause my best friend put it on... I actually didn't even realize it was on tonight, which just goes to show how low my interest has fallen, but it is what it is...
I missed the first ten minutes but I have to say ( ... cut for spoilers ) -
The Best Story I Haven't Written
So... I'm trying to find my muse and maybe this meme can help me do it...
Give me the title of a story I've never written and feedback telling me what you liked best about it, and I will tell you any of: the first sentence, the last sentence, the thing that made me want to write it, the biggest problem I had while writing it, why it almost never ( Read more... ) -
Oh Stalkerbook... I mean Facebook...
I seriously LOLed until I cried.... it's only funny because it's true and anyone who has ever had myspace/facebook I'm sure can agree...
totally NSFW as there are mulitiple F bombs....
Oh and BTW as expressed in my icon... I am VERY excited for the premire of Supernatural tonight.... anyone else as stoaked as I am?
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