Dream
Hello!! Errrr I'm sorry this isn't chapter two of Teach me! It'll come soon. Thanks. It's crack. ^^ Hope you like it.
Implied pairings : Kyumin, Yewook, KangTeuk, SiHanChul,Henmi & EunHae
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I hope you enjoy!!
"Umma! Appa! Everybody!! Guess what??" Sungmin jumped into the room, full of excitement.
Lee Teuk looked up at Sungmin and smiled, "What is it Minnie?"
"I had a dream!!"
Everyone in the room turned to look at Kyuhyun, who just shrugged, "He refused to tell me about it until everyone was together."
"Oh perfect, another dream." Heechul rolled his eyes.
"But it was really funny!!" Sungmin pouted at all of them.
"Okay, tell us."
Sungmin gave a big grin before starting, "Okay, in my dream... umma was a girl!! And she was married to appa!! Isn't it cool?!?"
Lee Teuk looked slightly perturbed, "You don't like me being a guy?"
A look of pure horror appeared on Sungmin's face, "Of course not!! But umma looked so pretty!! And umma and appa were so sweet!! And you were my real parents!! Though you were a bit older than you are now. And Wookir was my real brother!!"
Ryeowook's eyes shined and he got up, rushing to Sungmin, "Really?!"
Sungmin nodded.
"YAY!!!!" they both squealed and jumped around.
"Minnie, you want to continue??" Kyuhyun patted his lap, signalling Sungmin to go sit there.
"Oh yeah. Anyway, Wookie was dating Sunggie, of course, but Sunggie was a gangster!"
"What?"" Yesung stoof up in disbelief.
"Don't interrupt." Ryeowook calmed Yesung down.
"But he sang in the school choir. Which was really wierd. But umma and appa didn't really like Wookie dating Sunggie ever though Sunggie was extremely loyal. But they let them date anyway. Cause umma and appa are amazing."
"Are we all in this? Am I in this?" Kyuhyun whispered into Sungmin's ear.
"Of course you are!! You're Yesung's cousin. You used to be a nerd. But I'm dating you... Apparently, you were so sweet! They said you wanted to join cheerleading for me!! But we got together and I advised you to do track instead. Oh oh oh!! And!! You'll never guess who you were in my dream, Hae, Hyukkie?!?!" Sungmin's eyes were pure excitement.
"Who were we?" Eunhyuk and Donghae were very interested now.
"Hae, you were our pet fish!! You were so cute!! I think you were a clown fish... Hyukkie you were Hyunnie's pet monkey!! You really liked each other!"
Eunhyuk and Donghae stopped jumping up and down. Lee Teuk almost fell over with laughter.
"Heechul hyung, you were a girl too!!"
Lee Teuk jumped up, "Ha! I'm not the only one who was female!!"
"I bet you I was hot." Heechul smiled proudly.
"You were!! They nicknamed you 'The Highschool Slut'. But you didn't sleep with anyone!! They were so mean..." Sungmin began to tear up.
"Oh, so I was that hot? Amazing!!" Heechul grinned wildly.
"You already had a boyfriend. Two actually. Hankyunggie and Wonnie!!" Sungmin began to smile again when he addressed the threesome.
"Did you hear that dears?" Heechul turned to look at the two.
Heechul was in a good mood.
"Wonnie's dream was to become a pastor! And Hannie was a ballerina. You guys were soooo cool!! Hannie represented the school!!"
Everybody snickered at Siwon's dream but by the time Sungmin finished talking about Hankyung they were all doubling over in laughter.
"I haven't finished...Zhou Mi was actually a teacher! But he hand only one student...he taught art.."
Zhou Mi raised an eyebrow, "Why did I only have one student?"
Sungmin began to blush, "You speciality was nude pieces."
Zhou Mi nearly fell over but Henry, on the other hand, couldn't contain his laughter.
"Henry, Henry!! Guess what, you were that student!! But only because you guys were going out."
Henry smiled and Zhou Mi wrapped an arm around him.
"Henry, you worked! Because you lived with Zhou Mi. You went begging at first. but then you worked at a sewing shop!!"
Kyuhyun buried his face in Sungmin's shoulder and laughed silently.
"Umma, you owned that shop!"
Lee Teuk smiled proudly.
"Shin Donggie~~~ You were the dance teacher. And the lunch guy. You were loved by everyone."
Shin Dong smiled and proceeded to give everyone in the room a hug.
"What about Ki Bummieeeee???" Heechul was high...
"Bummie?? Oh!!! Bummie was soooo cool!! He was the emo kid. He had like 10 piercings!! Isn't it cool?? He wore eyeliner everyday!! All the girls liked his face...but thought he was scary...I was his friend!!"
Ki Bum choked on his drink.
"10? Eyeliner? Was I a freak?" Ki Bum wiped coffee off his chin.
Everyone began to laugh.
"Is that the end?" Kanging said between laughs.
Sungmin nodded, "Funny, right? I woke up just before I got a detention for not knowing doing my previous homework...Apparently I had to interview Kyu...I wonder what went wrong there."
"Man, I wish I had a dream like that."
Everyone was on the floor, wiping their tears of laughter.
"I was a girl!! No fair!!"
"So was I!!I was sexy~~" Heechul was going on like that.
"I was emo..." Ki Bum thought for a while. "Mayb I should try it.
~END~
I hope you guys liked it!! It is purely fictional. No, Kyuhyun will not have to wear a pleated short skirt and carry pom poms.
~Colourful Love~
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